DV Excuse Game!!!!!

Sorry, i can only make sammiches with ketchup :P

Would you please take out the trash for me?

Sandwich comes first, I require energy in order to execute such a tedious task of throwing wastes away. :P

Can YOU make me a sandwich, please?

No. Get your girlfriend to do that.

Tell her to make me a sandwich, also.

I have no gf, sorry.

Draw me like one of your french girls!

Sorry, i ran out of paint and lost all my pencils :/

Tell me the story of your life!

It's a work in progress, maybe in the afterlife.

Want to study with me for my Biology Final?

Sorry, I burned all textbooks relating to biology.

Can you please get rid of my farmer's tan?

Sorry, but I can't really do that unless I'm positive this year's desired crops are going to make it through.

Can you take the time to fill out this random survey that doesn't really need accuracy?

I would but you're bothering me.

spin in circles until you get really dizzy.

Sorry but the signature below is distracting me.

Can you get me some medium fries with a large drink?

I would but I'm not a fast food worker.

Give me a large cold glass of sweet tea.

I would, but that stuff makes you constipated.

Can you buy me some cheesecake?

I have no money, sorry :(

Can you speed up the time until 6PM?

Nope, you should enjoy life instead in the mean time, sorry.

I want a blended milkshake, mind giving me some? :D

Yes, I mind because your milkshake will bring all the boys to the yard.

Massage my feet please.

As much as I want to do that, I'm single, sorry.

Can you give me a back rub, please?

I would, but I'm not sure if you could handle my magic hands.

Make time skip ahead to 5:00pm.

Sorry, it's already 8PM, so i can't skip time ahead to 5PM :/

Could you please bring me a bag of money?

I would, but I just spent it all on a new bike.

Make my boss get out of his meeting so we can go to Happy Hour. http://www.xjimx.com/dreamviews/Smileys/beerchug.gif

Sorry, I have no job experience to persuade your boss to get out of his meeting.

Would you like some fries with that?

The gummy fries are eaten by Zoe and Aly.

Fetch me a lion.

I was trying to, but my cat allergy kicked in and I sneezed, scaring it away.

Make it not rain today.

I would, but the last time I tried to control the weather, I might have caused some minor serious property damage.

Make it Summer already.

Granted, it was 78 degrees today. ...in central Maryland.

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire!

Granted, but I realise I'm not a genie.

Get me a job.