DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, but it would of already been accomplished if I could do so

Sing with me, to congratulate Shysweetpie on her first LD ♪ ♪ ♪

I would, but I don't want to scare everyone off with my non-singing voice.

Help me defend the fortress from the evil ninjas.

i would, but OH LOOK THERE!*throws shrunken* *hits you in the head*

tell me how to beat galamoth in castlevania SotN

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Sing with me, to congratulate Shysweetpie on her first LD ♪ ♪ ♪

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aww thanks

i would,but it would be funnier to watch you try

get me a mcflurry

i would, but if i buy it, i would probably dri- ea- whatever.

Get me a thing

I would if I had specifics

Give me specifics

I would, bit it's much more fun to leave it open for guessing.

Read Solarflare's mind and tell me exactly what he wants.

I would, but if I had that ability, I'd be doing better things with my life

Repent for your sins

I would, but I'd rather sell them on eBay.

Give me super cow powers.

I don't like milk.

Exist.

I would, but I'm tired of just existing.

Give me a reason to continue existing.

Nah. I'd rather play Halo Reach.

Make a pill that when you take it you automatically learn everything from K-12.

I would but then school would be even more boring than it already is.

make God angry.

i would,but that would be the end of me

do my homework

I would but im too lazy to do my own.

post in the corrupt a wish thread

I would, but I'm the last poster anyway so I'd be breaking the rules.

Invent a machine that can record dreams like a movie.

I would, but that would deprecate the dream journal and destroy recall.

Make Facebook stop changing things on a daily basis.

i would but I really can't

make the world burn

I would, but then DV's servers would burn up and I would lose my online dream journal.

Come do my job for me so I can go home and dream.

i would, but im 13 and can't legally work til im 14 [with parental consent]

make me 14 so i can do his job

Sorry but im not god.

Do not excuse this question.

i would, but i have to

i need to work on myself

I would, but you are perfect the way you are

lick my arm.....

I would, but tis all hairy.

Gief me money...

I would, but I don't have any cash.

Scratch my back, right in that middle spot.