DV Excuse Game!!!!!

i would, but im in this thread

get him a happy pill

I would but what if i wanna be happy?

Get me a new phone.

i would, but what if i want a new phone

get me a tent

I would but it is too hot outside.

dream

i would, but im awake

do a wicked laugh

i would,but my quiet laugh is better

give me a soda

i would, but i like soda

get me a u-haul

no

get me something

ah hail na!

get me a thing, my other one ran out of juice

I was not aware that things had juice.

go to sleep

i would, but im awake

get me a fully juiced thing

nah

im bored, so stuff?

No. Just no...

Stop making excuses!

no

yes?

maybe.

Perhaps?

indeed

probably?

what? we need to get this back on track

get me a thing

I would but you already have one, you just don't know it yet.

Change your avatar three more times in the next week.

I would, but I'm picky

Convince my dad to get computers that actually last for more than 1 month...that, and my stupid net are why I often go for a while...

I would, but I would rather keep selling new computers, making tons of money in the process.

Tell me why some people are the way they are.

I would if it weren't so obvious

Tell me why it is so rare to have red hair

I would but I would offend red haired people if I did.

Change the world.

I would, but sadly, I don't have the guts to kill myself, you're welcome to try

Tell me when Eri said that quote

I would but what happens on IRC stays on IRC.

Point out the illogic of that statement along with having the quote.

i would,but i have no idea what you are talking about

find a way to get rid of all the annoying people on earth