DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, but I don't know how.

Watch TV.

I would, but I've got much better things to do with my time.

Kill your television.

I would, but I don't have one, it's my dad's.

Make me inclined to do things.

I would but you have to smoke this joint with me first

make me dance

I would, but I don't dance.

Show me the way.

If I knew the way, I'd be there myself.

Play me a western.

I would but I don't know if you are talking about western music or movies.

Take me hunting

i would, but i would probably accendently kill you or something

take me fishing

I would, but I don't have my license and my dad would be mad if I took the boat.

Run. Just run.

I WOULD, but i dont want to :)

kiss me!

i would, but i've got a hot date tonight with an asteroid.

Cure AIDS

i would, but i dont know how.

make an excuse for this.

I cant, I don't have time to think of that.

Go buff out the headlights on my car.

i would, if i knew what i was doing

i would, but you didnt say anything :wink:

LOLOLOLOLOLOL U MAD BRO? TELL ME U MAD!

I would, but I'm not crazy I'm just a little unwell.

Listen to some Simon and Garfunkel.

(Dave i thought you only listened to country)

I would but I am listening to The Doors, The Monkees, Black Sabbath, and The Animals right now.

Listen to some Lynyrd skynyrd

i would,but i need to go feed my bunny some catfood and go look for my dogs sheep son


go buy me a horse

I would but i can get you a donkey for free.

Take this free donkey

i would, but I don't need another jackass in my life.

Go take a long walk... ..Off of a short pier.

I would, but I don't feel like it.

Give me $8000

i would, but i only make $2 a week

make my mom give me a raise [plz!!!!!]

I would, but I can't.

Steal a car for me.

i would, but im 13 with no license

get me a license

I would, but I'm only getting mine this week.

Make sure I pass the test.