DV Excuse Game!!!!!

i would but im you embarrassing yourself.

HELP!

I would, but there are no openings for planting tulips (get it? two lips? Hehehehehehhhh). (I'm kidding. We're cool.)

Do this. *does something cool*

I would, I could only dream of being as cool as sloth.

Pray for sloths.

I would, but sloths suck. XD

GIT -R- DONE

I would, but GIT R DONE!!!!!!!!

Have fun

I would, but I'm a grumpy grouch and I hate having fun!
-stomps around and snorts-
-breaks things-

Come fishing with me. Bring your four-wheeler, and some smokin' weeds.

I would, but I don't have a 4 wheeler unfortunately.

Lend me one.

My Honda 4Trax got stolen.

Buy me a new one.

I would, but I'm short on cash.

Shoot the idiot who stole it.

I would, but I ran out of ammo trying to...uhhh...shoot...stuff... :paranoid:

Dance my puppet, dance!!!

I would, but I lack motivation.

Help me get my hair untangled.

I would, but heck no.

Turn Amish

I would, but I need to use this computer to give you my status on your request.

Can you read me that one word in your sig?

I would, but I don't know what word you're talking about.

Go to bed.

I would, but it's not even 6:00 PM yet.

Tell me why I'm so awesome because my game is a success.

what?

make sense of this guy

I would, but some things just don't make sense.

Sing with me.

i would but i have laringitis

cure me

I would, but I don't have that kind of power.

Write a song for me to sing.

i wud but mai engulish iz bad

teach me a new language!

i would, but you need to learn english first

get me off the computer

I would, but only YOU can.

Go outside.

I would, but I will burn like a vampire if I do. *cough*formercomputerjunkie*cough*

Get me a social life.

I would, but I'ed keep it for myself.

Bring me some fried chicken.

I would, but I'm disgusted by chicken.

Make DirecTV stop sending me junk mail.