DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, but I don't own a kite. And it's really hot and I just came in from doing a little hard labor.

Have lunch.

I would, but it's dinner time.

Bring me a cold beer.

I would, but I would take it for myself.

Bring me some girls.

I don't know any

write a poem that expresses your feelings

I would, but I'm not into poems.

Crank up some country music.

Fuck no.

Don't be offended, but crank up so m'fn Tool.

I would, but I like country music.

Make sure there are SBers on later tonight.

I would, but that's outside of my scope of work.

Replace the bulb in my floodlight.

I would, but you have to pay me $100.

Lower the temperature 10 degrees.

I would, but I won't have my superpowers til I'm 25.

Watch "The Last Waltz" =)

I would but it's really late.

Make me tired.

I would, but it seems it's too late for that.

Visit me in a dream tonight.

I would but my mind would be waaaay too blown.

Prove it.

Prove What?
Eat a blueberry

I would, but they're too damn good.

Eat a bug.

I would, but I already ate several of them.

Post at exactly 7:48 PM EST.

I would, but I might not be online then.

Tell me to do something.

I would, but your not online.

Make it rain.

I would, but I haven't done the rain dance in so long, it would probably just sprinkle a little and get all muggy.

Do my make up.

I would, but I've never done make up before.

Eat Blueberries.

I would, but why don't you? since you're so fond of them?

Touch yourself.

I would, but I don't touch myself there.

Bring me some BBQ ribs and a baked potato.

I would, but I would definitely eat it all.

Bring me dinner.

I would but it would be the same thing that ander wants and I would eat it first.

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