I would, but I don't smoke.
Go to bed.
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I would, but I don't smoke.
Go to bed.
I would, but it's only 10pm.
Hate on me.
I would, but it's 11pm here, and I'm tired.
Eat some dry rub ribs.
No, I don't like ribs. And nothing with dry and rub in the same sentence, for that matter.
Tell me a joke.
I would, but you've probably heard it before.
Scream at the top of your lungs.
I would, but I would wake up my brother.
Buy a tractor.
I would, but I smoke too much to make an effecient scream that doesn't sound like a dying mule
EDIT. No, I'm not a f@king farmer
Tell me why I annoy myself.
I would, but I sniped you.
Win the lottery.
I would but I'd become greedy.
Don't be so greedy.
I would, but that's how capitalism works.
Go swimming.
I want to, but my only option right now is the lake, and the lake is nasty.
Get a sun tan.
I would, but I already have one. I was in the sun all day today.
Let freedom ring!
I would, if freedom included fair laws. Kind of an oxymoron hmm?
Give me one good reason why marijuana is illegal.
Because the general public is misinformed.
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I would, but i just missed it
Please accept this humble apology
I would, but don't apologize to me.
Eat an apple.
I would, but I just ate an EXTRA LONG CONEY. It was delicious.
Tell me everything about yourself.
I would, but that would take a very, very long time.
Start a band with me.
I would, but I can't play an instrument or sing very well.
Teach me to play the guitar.
I would, but you need to practice.
Teach me to lucid dream.
I wish I could, but I'm not a dream guide.
Quit SB and browse the lucid forum. <would be more productive. lol
I would but that's boring...
Go jogging.
I would but I am too tired and it is TOO hot outside.
DO IT!
I would, but it's almost 90 degrees here and I'm in Michigan so I'm not used to heat like that. Plus I'd have to take a shower and I just took one 2 hours ago.....
Go for a bike ride.
I would but I don't own a bike. The storm blew it away years ago. :(
Fly a kite.