DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, but I'm a lazy bitch.

Make me a sandwich.

I would but all our bread is moldy D:

Make me smile

I would, but I suck at making people smile.

Brush my teeth for me.

I want to....... really bad.... but I have no hands

lick my teeth

I would, but I don't know where your mouth has been.

Jump in the shower with me and scrub my back.

I would but I don't want to feel gay

Feel gay with me

I would, but I always feel gay.

Explain to me why a kitchen timer is called an egg timer.

I would, but I'm not gay.

Watch cowboys vs. aliens with me when it comes out.

I would, but I'm too busy sniping on SB.

Buy all the stuff I'm selling on eBay.

I would but I don't want anything

make me motivated

I would, but you keep telling yourself your unmotivated.

GIT-R-DONE

I would but then she'd file for assault.

Tell that certain someone whatever it is that's on your mind.

I would, but I don't want to.
I would, but I'm too lazy today.

Stop the insanity!

I would, but it's amusing.

Make my eyes stop burning.

I would but I'm not a medical profession, you'll have to ask your doctor about that. Or maybe get some sleep.

Get at least 8 hours of sleep tonight.

I would, but I don't need sleep. I'm a vampire. *sparkle sparkle*

Buy me some new makeup.

I would but I don't know which colors, shades, brands, etc you like so you'd just yell at me if I brought home the wrong stuff.

Don't yell at me.

I would but I'm disappointed in you gavin. And I have to bitch about fucking everything. And complain at you everytime I talk to you. So fuck you. Clean up my mess.

I would, but I enjoy seeing you cower in fear. :twisted:
Sniped goddamnit! :angry:

I would, but I can't even clean up my own mess.

All you ladies pop yo' booty like this.

I would but what is this ''booty'' you speak of, ma'am?

Go for a jog.

I would but the sunlight burns. maybe At night.

Go kiss someone

Fucking hell Salty!
I would, but I have no one to kiss. =(

Make me stop freaking out.

I would but maybe you need to freak out

Stop thinking about it

I would, but that requires thought.
I would, but I don't understand why people freak out.

Stop freaking out.

I would, but I can't!

Do me a favor.