DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would but i dont have a spare gameboy

read my dream journal

I would but the title of the first entry bored me so much I decided not to continue.

Tell me I'm pretty.

I would, but thats daves job
Tell me why my maths teacher is an idiot

I would, but I don't know your math teacher.

Make 5pm get here faster!

I would, but you have to stop the movement of the earth to do so.

Bake me a cake.

I would, but it would taste really bad
Go and eat

I just ate dinner. Could go for some dessert though..

Restore all of the lost posts.

I would, but I only have backups of my posts. That would make boring reading...

Make everyone stop complaining about the lost posts.

i would, but i complain as well

Post a Damm command to make an excuse for!

I would but I don wanna.

Give me a new gameboy

I would, but I would only let mine go for $100.

Make me who I ought to be.

I would, but I have no idea who you should be.

Fry a pickle with high voltage.

I would but that would hurt the pickle :(

Cut my nipples off

I would, but you'd look funny without them.

Make my back stop hurting.

I would but i expect something in return

Give me something in return

I would, but i am a selfish bitch
Give to Charity

I would, but there might be fraud.


Invite me to your party.

I would but its just me and you and its awkward

Scratch my back

I would, but I'd rather not.

Drink up!

No. I would rather just cut myself

Cut your finger off and give it to me... and only then will I consider you joining my club

I would, but I need that finger for guitar.

Git-R-done.

i would but you telling me that made this much less motivated to do it.

get a life

If I knew how to do that, I'd have one.

Write a song.