Thread: DV Excuse Game!!!!!

Originally Posted by sloth

I would but I am so serious.

Why so serious?!

I caught that! Made me laugh. I relate to the joker because I secretly like causing mayhem. I wouldn't hurt a fly, but being such a factor in everything appeals to me. Not in a bad way of course.

I would, but I'm turning it CMT.

Because this is srs business!

Change the channel for me, I lost my remote!

I would but I don't want to get up off the couch either.

Change the channel for us.

what to do what to do?

Smokee with me.

I would, but I quit years ago.

Go to my doctor's appointment for me tomorrow.

I would but then you wouldn't get the medical attention you need.

Buy me some shorts, I don't want to go shopping.

I would, but I don't know your size.

Come hang out with me so I'm not lonely.

I would but I doubt you live close to me and I'd rather not buy flight tickets just for an evening of hanging out.

Fly over to where I am then you can hang out with me so you're not lonely.

I would but...well, that's alot of work.

Pick me out a cute new belt.

I would but who pays attention to belts anyways?

Pay for my next haircut.

I pay attention to belts. And I would pay for your haircut, but now I don't wanna.

Take me to a gun range.

I would but why would you wanna go in the first place? Guns are loud. D:

Give me something to do.

I would, but then I'd have nothing to do.

Give me a foot massage.

I would but we're not in a relationship so I'm not going through the trouble just to please you.

Give me a foot message.

I would, but all this talk of a relationship is scaring me; it's just a foot massage.

Do something outrageous.

I would but people would think I'm outrageous.

Do something special for someone.

Originally Posted by anderj101

I would, but all this talk of a relationship is scaring me; it's just a foot massage.

Oh it's much more than that, anderj.

I would, but I can't stop looking at Hasselhoff.

Kill the spider hanging on my ceiling right now!

Oh fuck no, spider scare me shitless.

Kill the spider hanging from Monsters' ceiling, those things are nasty.

I would, but then it's family would call their gansta friends on me and I don't want that! O_O
Play fetch with the dog

I would but I already made a robot that does just that. (it was a lego robot at school and couldnt throw very far)

Make the girls that i actually want to like me like me. (every girl that does like me I dont really want them to and no girl that I do want to like me does)

I would but I'm in the same boat as you... Maybe we can like each other? Would that make you happy? =D

Make me happy.

Sniped!

I would, but Dave might get jealous.

Wash my hair for me, I'm lazy.

I would but Im not any good at washing someone elses hair
throw a party that all of my friends and I can come to.

I would but only if you'll invite me... and like me... :]

Do something you want to do.

I would, but I already am.

Alright, if you won't wash my hair for me, at least change me into some comfy clothes.