I would but I don't want to get up off the couch either.
Change the channel for us.
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I would but I don't want to get up off the couch either.
Change the channel for us.
what to do what to do?
Smokee with me.
I would, but I quit years ago.
Go to my doctor's appointment for me tomorrow.
I would but then you wouldn't get the medical attention you need.
Buy me some shorts, I don't want to go shopping.
I would, but I don't know your size.
Come hang out with me so I'm not lonely.
I would but I doubt you live close to me and I'd rather not buy flight tickets just for an evening of hanging out.
Fly over to where I am then you can hang out with me so you're not lonely.
I would but...well, that's alot of work.
Pick me out a cute new belt.
I would but who pays attention to belts anyways?
Pay for my next haircut.
I pay attention to belts. :angry: And I would pay for your haircut, but now I don't wanna.
Take me to a gun range.
I would but why would you wanna go in the first place? Guns are loud. D:
Give me something to do.
I would, but then I'd have nothing to do.
Give me a foot massage.
I would but we're not in a relationship so I'm not going through the trouble just to please you.
Give me a foot message.
I would, but all this talk of a relationship is scaring me; it's just a foot massage.
Do something outrageous.
I would but people would think I'm outrageous.
Do something special for someone.
Oh it's much more than that, anderj.
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I would, but I can't stop looking at Hasselhoff.
Kill the spider hanging on my ceiling right now! :shock:
Oh fuck no, spider scare me shitless.
Kill the spider hanging from Monsters' ceiling, those things are nasty.
I would, but then it's family would call their gansta friends on me and I don't want that! O_O
Play fetch with the dog
I would but I already made a robot that does just that. (it was a lego robot at school and couldnt throw very far)
Make the girls that i actually want to like me like me. (every girl that does like me I dont really want them to and no girl that I do want to like me does)
I would but I'm in the same boat as you... Maybe we can like each other? Would that make you happy? =D
Make me happy.
Sniped!
I would, but Dave might get jealous. :wink:
Wash my hair for me, I'm lazy.
I would but Im not any good at washing someone elses hair
throw a party that all of my friends and I can come to.
I would but only if you'll invite me... and like me... :]
Do something you want to do.
I would, but I already am.
Alright, if you won't wash my hair for me, at least change me into some comfy clothes.
I would but I'm too tired, do it yourself. :P
Give me something to do that'll keep me entertained.