DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would but I have to clean mine also. =(

BE happy.

Fine. =D

Be happy as well.

I would, but I feel sad.

Bring me a bottle of Crown Royal.

I would but cool people don't drink. You do want to be cool, right Dave?

Smile.

I would, but I need the Crown for that. Cool people DO drink.

BRING IT TO ME!!

I won't because drinking isn't cool, it makes you lame. Like those asshats on Jersey Shore. If there's anyone I'd intentionally harm, it's those clowns. Just flat-out beat the spray-on tan off them. :P

Tell me something about yourself.

I would, but can't we have a drink to talk over?

Start a band with me.

I only will if I am the soundguy. I dont sing or play btu i can mix.

Teach me how to do something for a band besides run the soundoard

I would, but I don't know how.

Make me less over-heated.

I would but it's a hot day where I am so I keep all the popsicles for myself.

Start a riot.

I would, but that takes too much effort.

Love me love me! Say that you love me!

I would but I'm too shy.

Hug a stranger.

I would, but that's just creepy.

Lick your foot.

I would but I can't reach.

Go a week without showering.

Hell no.

You do it.

I would but then no one would want to be around me and they'd make fun of me behind my back. I'd eventually find out about the all the horrible things they were saying about me and be crushed, eventually curling up in the fetal position and crying myself to sleep. Is that what you want?

Tell me it isn't.

Ok ok, it isn't. :roll:

Write me a song.

I would but I'm pretty bad song-writer.

Stop stalking me in real life. D:

But...but...what we have is so special Gavin! I need you! If I can't have you no one can!!

Bring me an ice cold diet Dr. Pepper.

I would but root beer's much better.

Break out of your shell.

I would, but that sounds painful.

Make everyone in my house leave.

I would, but that involves Threatening them with a knife and I don't want to go to jail
SNOW! SNOW! I NEED FUCKING SNOW!!! O_O

umm well that isnt anything I can do......


Take some of my skill from being a good sexy roleplay writer. you know you want it.

Im right thanks, you need it :)
Eat some food

I would, but I don't want to.

Make the stupid bees go away in my front yard.