DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would but its classified

do this for the rest of the night

I would, but I need to get my beauty sleep.

Tell me why you only have 20 thanks.

I would but it might ruin our relationship

tell us why over 50 of your thanks are a fruad

i would but i don't have 50 thanks
tell me why you joined in July

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Originally Posted by saltyseedog

tell us why over 50 of your thanks are a fruad

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They aren't fraud! :mad:

I didn't join in July, so I can't answer that.

Tell me why we're confusing each other by responding to things we shouldn't.

i would but i don't think i was meant to respond to that
give me a definent YES

I would, but since I'm not supposed to say that word, I'm just going to say that evil robot beavers ripped out my vocal cords.

Read the Saga of Dreamviews. (real thread; funny, too!)

i would but it means i will be inactive for *insert time period here*
give me a slave

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Originally Posted by AustralianFire

*5+ hours*

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Very long thread. Anyways...

I would, but it's not legal in either of our countries.

Tell me how many posts you have ACTUALLY made.

i would but i don't know
tell me why you led to me to a thread thay made me be on dreeamviews for 6 1/2 hours strait

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Originally Posted by AustralianFire

tell me why you led to me to a thread thay made me be on dreeamviews for 6 1/2 hours strait

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I warned you! :cheeky:

I would, but I'm still savoring the funny moment.

Tell me why you didn't just read a few hours at a time.

i would, but you already know why

OK, nothing for me to do. :?

Try posting something for me to do next time.

i would but i forgot
go on dreamviews more

I would, but because of some other circumstances, I can't. I will try to post a lot when I am on, though! :D

Stop begging me to come on DV more. I already have 836+ posts, probably 1500+ if you add all of my SB posts. :|

i would, but i have no posts to reply to when your not on
give me more lucid power

I would, but you would be able to destroy the world at that point.

Tell me why your avatar doesn't say the same name as your username.

i would, but it's fun watching you trying to find the answer
tell me why i am not you

I would, but that question is too strange for me to answer.

Tell me why I am glued to the floor.

i would, but the thing is....... that not glue O.o :shock:
kill yourself

I would, but I'm still too shocked that this isn't glue.

Tell me what it is.

i would, but if i tell you, you will commit suicide
tell me why snowboy is standing in that stuff in the first place O.o

I would, but it involves too many unusual things to even bother explaining.

Tell me why you only have 11 thanks.

I would but i just told you
explain which street your on

You fail to obey the Creed of the Excusers? How dare you! :makeitstop:

I would, but it wouldn't make any sense to do so since I don't live in AU.