Thread: DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I won't because I wonder the same thing.

Look at your reflection.

I would, but the mirror would break

Tell me why I'm so down on myself

I won't bother, you'll just ignore what I say and blame yourself for stupid things anyway.

Tuck me in to bed.

I would, but your bed is a trap and as I get close the dona cover will come alive, wrap me up and suffocate me

Tell me, who the heck would trap their bed like that?

I would but it'd ruin the surprise.

Find something productive to do.

I would, but it would depend one what you mean by productive

Realize that to me, I play games and listen to music, which is productive because these actions produce entertainment

I would, but I still don't understand how that could be defined as productive.

Realize that productive means that you are producing or creating some form of tangible goods.

I would be shunned from the world

Let the good times roll!

I would, but I'd probably end up in jail.

Party 'till you puke.

I would but it's only 2pm, and I have a kid. =P

Send me some strong pain medicine. =/

That sounds like something I wouldn't like.

Bring me some Pork Ribs with a dry rub and baked potatoes.

I would, but I want it for myself.

Listen to some music.

I am already.

Go check out Dog Fashion Disco. =)

I'm not a good cook, you wouldn't like it.

Never judge a band by it's name.

But then I'd spend too much time sampling every band's work and I'd never get anything done.

Get a job.

I've been trying, but it's kinda harder than it sounds.

Paint your car Camouflage.

I would, but then I wouldn't be able to find it again.

Bring me some of the aforementioned dry-rubbed pork ribs!

Ughhhh. No, because I've already explained I'm a bad cook! (is it because I'm female? =P)

Get offline and go read a book.

I read plenty of books.

Bring me some buttery and well seasoned corn on the cob.

Umm, no, I'm too busy enjoying my home-made salad. =D

Go for a walk.

It's raining out.

Take off all your clothes and run around your neighborhood.

I would, but I'm too sexy for my neighbors. Too sexy it huuuurts.

Pull my hair.

I would, but you might sue me.

Turn off the lights

I would, but my cuz is scared of the dark

Send my dad to the hospital

I would, but he refuses to go.

Make me feel less like I'm going to pass out.