DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, but I already am, I don't get stressed or angry

Tell me why I'm always so calm

I would but I don't know you well enough
Tell me why i still feel like i need to do something when i don't

I would, if I understood what you meant

Rephrase that

I would, but I CBF
Talk

I would, but even if I did, you wouldn't know

Does CBF mean can't be.....?

I dunno, you didn't finish the sentence
Take a risk

i would, but i'll get eaten by chipmunks

fly to the ancient city of MA-g

I would, but I don't know where MA-g is at.

Make it stop raining!

I would butt tits harrrd

make it stop raining hate

I would, but then there would be no balance

Restore balance in the world

I would, but I can't do that
Be somebody

I would, but I am and always will be nobody

Restore my confidence

I would, but I can't because I don't have any

buy me a bike

I would, but you didn't specify, a bicycle or motorbike

Tell me which one

I would, but it should be obvious

realize I meant bicycle

I would, but i've been raised weird

Give me a gun

I would, but I can't legally buy one

make it storm today

I would, but i can;t legally do that here

Lower the legal weather changing age

I would, but I don't have the power to do that

give me 12 dollars

I would, but i don't know if I can transfer money overseas

Tell me if I can transfer money overseas

I can but it will cost you.

tell me the conversion factor between your currency and US dollars

I would if I knew, but all I know is that AUD is worth more than USD :)

Tell me why your dollar is now worth less, or is ours worth more now?

I dont know a thing about world economy

Steal my friends reichmark and give it to me.

I would, but I don't wanna steal

enlighten me

I can only give enlightenment face to face

Tell me who reads my DJ