DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, but heres a edit button instead
give me a dislike button!

I would, but it would be bad for me

Keep the dislike button from ever existing

I would, but the masses demand it
Pretend to be the pope and deliever the Easter message

I would, but i'm not religious

Reply to this

I am, but I don't want to

Make me come up with a better request

Why would I helpo you?

buy me a ps3

I would, but I'm waiting for the PS4 to come out.

Buy me a 5G phone when they come out.

I would, but I can't remember past next hour

Improve my memory

I would, but a meteor is coming towards my hous........................OH CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Save me, anybody!

I would, but I've never seen a meteor hit, it's too big a chance to miss

Watch the meteor hit with me

I would but I played FFVII

give me FFVIII

I would, but its crap
Troll six billion secrets

I would, but I'm not a troll
Explain how I'm still alive even after a meteor hit my house and Soulnote didn't save me

I would, but i'm just in happy confusion :)

Tell me why Smh was so unlucky as to have a meteor hit her house

I would, but it would be cool for a meteor to hit mine :D

make the weekend an extra day longer

I would, but I think you've already asked that

Hi, I'm *****, what's your name?

I would tell you but its on my profile

explain my dreams

I would, but you don't seem to update your DJ

Tell me your dreams

I would, but they are to confusing

make my dreams more explainable

I would, but I can't

Tell me, do you care that i'm going? Cya

I would, but I'm not here. This is an automated response...

Leave a message after the beep.

I would, but I speak only to humans

RUN AWAY!!! RADIOACTIVE LEAK!!!

I would, but i think it will give me super powers
Cremate my body once I die

I would, but I would rather stare at your dead, motionless and decaying body for a while

Tell me, am I creepy?

I would, but I don't want to hurt your feelings
Get the PSN back up, please!