DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would tell you, but I didn't realize that was your hopes and dreams. I don't really know what accent I have, like near everyone else here, I have multiple different nationalities in me.

Tell me why it meant so much to you

(1/6 Scottish, 1/6 Irish, 1/6 African, 1/6 German, 1/6 Dutch, 1/6 French)

I would but I'm not her........ I'm pretty much that but instead of african I'm Navajo Indian

Learn to fly

I would, if it weren't impossible...even in my dreams I still can't

Tell me why, after 100 lucids, I still can't fly

I would, but "insert clever excuse here"
Come with us to Candy Mountain, Charlie!

I would, but too much candy makes me sick

Come with us to Slurpee Canyon

I would, but you are too far away.
Tell me why IGN usually makes crappy reviews.

I would, but I don;t use it

Tell me, is your avatar a raccoon boy?

I would but I am not her

Give me a pet octopus

I would, but no
Help make sure I don't get post sniped
(My avatar is Scott from Scott Pilgrim thats parodying Mario in his raccoon suit from Super Mario Bros. 3)

Goddammit Erible!

I would, but Eri is not under my control

Gimme some muffins

I would but I don't have any

Help me post snipe

I will, as soon as a purchase a crystal ball

Tell me where to get one

(Get a crystal ball with 3 easy payments of $19.95, buy with a credit card and get a second one, HALF PRICE!)

IDK, I felt like being an idiot :P

No, goddammit again, erible
Give me the will power to not forget to wbtb tonight

Oh, come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

I would, but I don';t have your alarm

Make me stop laughing at Smh's fails

PS. CURSE YOU ERI, YOU GOT THE 1000th POST!!!

I would but it makes me laugh as well xD

Let me post snipe smh

P.S when did I get the 1000 post!!???

I would, but you already have, we...already have :D

Look at the end of last page, you got the 100th post

I would, but then I would be cursed even more

become a dancing cow :dancingcow:

I would, but I'd rather be a dancing banana. :banana:

Make 5:00pm get here faster!!!

I would, but if I could contorl time, i'd have better things to do

Tell me why this is a wine town, but I don't see any wine anywhere

I would, but I drank it all

tell me if you got any sleep (to Soulnote)

I dunno, it's only 1am saturday here

Have sweet dreams when you go to sleep

I would, but it is 10:52am

make the weekend longer

I would, it would be my 3rd order when I rule the world

Eri, please help me take over the world