DV Excuse Game!!!!!

i would, but that is too obvious to be questioned :D

play a song

While I do know hundreds of songs off by heart, I can't sing them through my computer to you

Give me telepathy, so I can mind sing them to you

I would, but if I could, I would have given it to many, long ago

give me a platypus

I would, but i've only seen an echidna here

Tell me why a platypus is so hard to class

I would but its stupid

tell me the secret

I would, but then it wouldn't be a secret

make it stop

I would but then you be less crazy and being crazy is beautiful

Jump in a well full of staving zombie penguins

I would, but they don't have any of those here

buy a ukulele and sing show tunes

I would but I don't know how to play the ukulele.

Share a dream with me.

I would, but I don't trust you enough

Tell me your deepest, darkest secret

I would but there are other people involved who would like to be disclosed
Organize a wedding between Soulnote and erdible, those two would make such a cute couple

I would, but there is no-one called erdible

Give AustralianFire the apple, as described in his sig

I would, but then he would die

realize erdible isn't my username

I would, if I didn't already know

make sense of this lucid please

20.04.2011

Still Frame (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Worst Lucid EVER!!! I cannot believe this, I almost refuse to believe it happened it was NOT a lucid, it was NOT a dream it is UNBELIVEABLE!!!!

I was lucid from the start, I opened my eyes and saw my bed, I moved around, and could feel myself moving, but I still saw the exact same picture, it didn't change at all. I kept moving around, I felt my door and opened it, I'm doing all this, but I still see the EXACT same picture, after about 2 minutes of moving around while still feeling myself moving around, the picture changed. I now saw my toilet, I'm thinking WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?

I would, but I can't

make Australian Fire realize my username isn't erdible

I would, but he's probably too slow to figure it out

Tell me why we're going on for posts and posts about 1 spelling mistake :P

I would but I don't know xD

swim in the ocean

I would, but it's too far away

Tell me, Why do I exist?

i would, but nobody can answer those questions

tell me you life story

I would, but I would honestly start crying, really, I do

Marry Me :P

i would, but you live in a different country

post in underline

Don't feel like it, I hate the letter I have to press

Tell me why Bill, is the apparent nickname to a William...I think it'd be better as Will

(Notice I didn't type...THAT LETTER)

I would, but it would baffle you too much

tell me what letter you are talking about
(is it "u" ?)

I would say that you're right, but doing so wouldn't be an excuse

Tell me why the place you live must have U in it

(I obviously have nothing against U)

I would, but I didn't name the state (it is actually the name of an Indian tribe, and means little canoe xD, fun fact!)

please explain to me what is going on, I am seriously confused