DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, but then it would be no fun

become a fascist dictator of a communist country

I would, but i like to help the people of my country
Buy the world

I would, but I don't have enough money

sell the world
original post is original (abuse of text edit)

I would, but noone has enough money to buy it
tell me what you meant by Original post is original

I would, but that is for me to know and for you to find out
(p.s. I was just stating the unoriginality of the post with sarcasm, by saying it was original)

tell me why I am tired

i would, but you just have to look inside yourself to find out
tell me where soulnote is, he is always on at this time!

I would but I am unaware as well!

realize that we are the only people on this forum section posting back and forth
p.s. what time is it where you are?

I would, but i realised that ages ago
Keep posting in this section

p.s its 7pm

I would, but I have to go to bed soon

let me tell you it is 4am here

i would, but you already told me that earlier
Take up a whole page on this thread

I would, but we already are
help me come up with commands

I would, but that would ruin the fun
tell me if your on holidays

I would, but I have to make an excuse not to

give me a tomato

I would but i hate tomatoes
eat some blueberrys

I would, but I don't have any handy

tell me why my friend hasn't gotten on skype in a while :damnit:

I would, but I don't want to disappoint you
give someone a hug

I would, but I would rather give a group hug :hugitout:

tell me if you are a :borg:

I would, but i don't want to freak you out
Buy a gun

I would, but I am :offtobed: good night :D

don't get mad at me for leaving the forum tonight

I would, but i wanted to take up more pages
Post one more time in this thread

I would, but I got off too soon

make a pie and let me shove it on your face

I would, but it would be extremely difficult to lick pie off my own face.

Conserve mouse clicks. They could be a limited resource some day.

I would, but i don't care about future generations
Hurry up!

I would, but I'm just too lazy today.

Bring me some cheezy poofs.

I would, but I don't know where to get them

raise a child