DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, but I don't know what the stupid mistake was.

Please don't let me make the same stupid mistake, whatever it may have been.

I would, but that is your job

take me to your leader :alien:

I would, but I am my own leader
Invade Poland

I would, but I don't want another Nazi revolution

have a lucid dream

I would, but i am awake :(
get some more achievements

I do, but DV isn't making them show up on my forum post :( [seriously]

make me do my homework

I would, but i can't force you to do anything
Realize I can see your your achievements in your forum posts

I would, but I already do [it isn't showing one more, which it usually does]

figure out a way to make me do something productive

I would, but i like to LOLZ at your unproductiveness
Go eat something, you look hungry

I would, but I am not that hungry

gimme some of your tots
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM0tMOKAPIc

I would but i don't have any
Try snowboarding

I would, but I already have

give me a donkey named Phillis

I would, but i'll give you a mule named Neptune instead
Tell me you liked snowboarding

I would, but I wouldn't want to lie

make it hail all night <3

I would but i don't want to destroy your house
tell the truth

I would, but lying is better

give me a si-i-i-iign hit me baby one more time

i would but i don't get what your saying >:D

Jump off a cliff.

I would, but you didn't understand I was singing 'hit me baby one more time" so I won't

cut your hair off

I would but its so soft

dye your hair rainbow

I would but i don't want to ruin my hair yet

play the tuba for me

I would, but like drums better
tell me what the time is

I would, but it is almost 4 am, then I'll go to bed, so I can't tell you the precise time

tell me why you are up at this hour

I would tell you that, but that was a question not a command
Play the game properly

I would, but I am a rule breaker

don't tell me what to do :shadewink:

I would let you have your own freedom, but i like power
agree with me