DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I don't want to imagine what you'd do if you did, I know what you're like...It's Zez

Help me get the password to my old account that I forgot

I would, but as I said, nobody granted me Admin/Mod/Dream Guide rights. (Try contacting an administrator)

Go poke Mario's badger with a fork instead! :D

I would but then he wouldn't leave me alone

99% on exam? get out of my hoouse!!!

No, my teacher realized that I was actually right, so I got a 100!

Got B on test? Get back in the croset!

I can't, there are too many people still in there ;)

go to sleep!

I'm not tired.

Don't laugh maniacally.

I can't. You're tickling me! mwahahahahahahahahaha

Stop tickling me!

No! It's funny! :D

Make the clouds disappear so I can see the full lunar eclipse! (please? :()

I would, but I don't know god's number

Tell me god's number, PS. To whoever answers, you aren't god

i would, but i don't believe in god

tell me how both me and Snowboy will be able to see the lunar eclipse when we are on the opposite sides of the world

I would, but I'm not an astrologist

Tell me how to fly in a LD, i've done a lot of things, but could never fly

I would, but I haven't flown either.

Tell me why the clouds got in the way in the eclipse. (clouds covered the moon 30 minutes before totality >.<)

I would, but I'm not a meteorologist.

Tell me how much wood 17 woodchucks could chuck if they work 5 hours a day for 3 weeks, and each woodchuck can chuck 15 pounds of wood in an hour.

I would, but the number is very big. (128520 lbs, just so you know :D)

Answer the following question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Ha, that's a long question. :P

I would... but its top secret and the woodchucks arent telling anyone. now massage my feet damnit

i would, but your request looks like its part of your excuse, so i won't do it
tell me why i forget to check out the lunar eclipse last night

I would, but I don't think it was even possible to see it in Australia, so it doesn't matter.

Give me some felt to put an eye back on my panda puppet! :(

i would, but it sounds like a waste of time
tell who couldn't see the lunar eclipse a few nights ago (if i could see it, and so could snowboy then nearly everyone could, right?)

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Originally Posted by AustralianFire

tell who couldn't see the solar eclipse a few nights ago (if i could see it, and so could snowboy then nearly everyone could, right?)

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You just failed. Epically. So I won't answer.

Tell me why AustralianFire is so confused about the ideas of night and day/moon and sun.

:morecrying:I just don't know!!!!

I didn't see the lunar eclipse cuz it was raining...

Go back in time and use mind powers to stop the rain and part the clouds so I can see it

I would, but the magic robot tigers of the alternate dimension AKIHG32467 kept the warriors of time from kidnapping me from this planet, finding the Key of Entricity in the Void, and going back in time, finding where you live through the Akashic Records, going there, and telling the rain to stop like a god.

Please tell me you think that is complete bullshit.

No way that sounds like it would have been an awsesome dream adventure if it wasn't for those damn robot tigers.

Tell me something telepathically... I'll be listening

i would but modern science says telepathy doesn't exist
ask me a question

No, this is the wrong thread for questions.

Don't reply to this post.

I can't, cuz that would end the game.

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