I would but I already did that last week, smoking weed cures everything right?
make me a batch of pot brownies
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I would but I already did that last week, smoking weed cures everything right?
make me a batch of pot brownies
I would, but it is a bit hard to put a pot in brownies.
Become the destroyer of trolls.
I would, but I'm to busy trolling
oh ho ho i'm trolling because i didn't give a command.
but serious, tell me what color correctly matches thhe background
make something up for the next person to come up for an excuse for
i would but im lazy and like to destroy threads
I would allow this to happen, but I like this thread too much.
Get me another box of raisins.
I would, but I think you have eaten those enough for the day.
Go to your grandmas house and bake a cake with her.
I would, but my grandma lives in heaven and airplanes can't fly that high.
Invent a teleporter for me so I don't have to commute to work.
I would but I'm all out of flux capacitors
make up an excuse for me so I can get out of going to school.
I would, but I can't due to legal liability reasons.
Make my boss give me a big raise.
I would but you don't deserve it:p
Go to mexico and get me some oranges
I would, but I am already on a different job for them. :paranoid:
Go to Florida and get some oranges.
I would but global warming just caused florida to sink into the ocean.
Go tip a cow
i would, but thats mean
facepalm, as soon as you read this
I would, but both of my hands are on the keyboard.
Get me a glass of water, I'm thirsty.
i would, but the waters poisoned
celebrate my achievement of been 6 month registrated! (i got it 7 minutes ago!)
I would but, I dont think its so great, that you should celebrate it.
Make some job applications for me.
I would, but I don't have the authority to do so.
Paint the other two coats of paint my room needs.
I'm too busy painting my room.
go to work for me tomorrow
Oh, and I did make something up in my lastpost, but i was too buy trolling (try highlighting)
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I would, but I've got 2 teleconferences and a meeting tomorrow.
Make our phone server crash tomorrow during a teleconference.
I would but that's /b/'s job.
Help me stop going to /b/
it's a silly place
I would, but now /b/ is your home page to counteract your efforts.
Make all dubs facts.
Heh, I got dubs... :P (post #522)
I would, but I need more time.
Light my homework on FIRE.
I would, but trying to shoot a fire arrow across multiple states probably wouldn't work out too well.
Make Kirby stop shooting that gun!
I would, but I feel strangely hypnotized...
Buy the airline like Saito. And give me free airtime for life.