DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, but I don't own a kite. And it's really hot and I just came in from doing a little hard labor.

Have lunch.

I would, but it's dinner time.

Bring me a cold beer.

I would, but I would take it for myself.

Bring me some girls.

I don't know any

write a poem that expresses your feelings

I would, but I'm not into poems.

Crank up some country music.

Fuck no.

Don't be offended, but crank up so m'fn Tool.

I would, but I like country music.

Make sure there are SBers on later tonight.

I would, but that's outside of my scope of work.

Replace the bulb in my floodlight.

I would, but you have to pay me $100.

Lower the temperature 10 degrees.

I would, but I won't have my superpowers til I'm 25.

Watch "The Last Waltz" =)

I would but it's really late.

Make me tired.

I would, but it seems it's too late for that.

Visit me in a dream tonight.

I would but my mind would be waaaay too blown.

Prove it.

Prove What?
Eat a blueberry

I would, but they're too damn good.

Eat a bug.

I would, but I already ate several of them.

Post at exactly 7:48 PM EST.

I would, but I might not be online then.

Tell me to do something.

I would, but your not online.

Make it rain.

I would, but I haven't done the rain dance in so long, it would probably just sprinkle a little and get all muggy.

Do my make up.

I would, but I've never done make up before.

Eat Blueberries.

I would, but why don't you? since you're so fond of them?

Touch yourself.

I would, but I don't touch myself there.

Bring me some BBQ ribs and a baked potato.

I would, but I would definitely eat it all.

Bring me dinner.

I would but it would be the same thing that ander wants and I would eat it first.

Tell me if you missed me in this thread

I would, but your not online.

Sing.

I would, but id prefer it if the world still could here
come to new zealand!

I would, but that's on the other side of the world.

Give me $1000.

No. That money's going towards my tuition. =/

Bring me some lunchhh.

I would, but it's a bit late for lunch.

Take me to the record store.

I would, but I don't feel like driving that far tonight.

Keep this thread alive!

I would, but I like to think that I have better things to do.

Swim.

I would but I have no one to go with me. =(

Go swimming for me!

I would, but you have to drive me.

Drive me to the beach.

I would but I'm busy.

Do something exciting.

I would, but I don't have a car.

Give me a car.

i wuld, but i have better things to do with 18 dollars

kiss me

I would, but you're a man.

Beam me up, Scotty!

I would but Ive had my fill of star trek talk today

tell me why your avatar changed to what looks like a paint version of your old one.

I would, but look here:

http://www.dreamviews.com/f21/i-ms-p...avatar-118467/

Notice me

I would, but I'm too busy staring blankly at the screen.

Talk dirty to me.

i would, but i shan't

sex me

I would, but you're a man.

Listen to what I say.

i would, but you havent sexed me yet

take me to the carnival

I would, but I'm not much of a fan of carnivals.

Join my band.

i would, but i have a life

give me a knife

I would but I'm drunk.... drunk me and knives would probably hurt.

Someone get him a knife, ASAP!

I would but he seems dangerous.

Tell me if Dave needs a soundguy for his band.

I would, but I don't know.

Tell me you love me.

i would, but i like lying :shadewink:

LOLOLOLOLOL GIMME A CHEEZBUGUR!

I would but I heard you've been having abnormal amounts of cheezeburgers lately

Someone call a weight loss service for our friend here

I would. but I'm too lazy to make the call.

Make me an apple pie.

I would, but I want a piece.


Buy me some apple juice.

I would, but you're getting a bit fat.
Make me some tea, bitch.

I would, but tea is overrated.

Bring me some ice cream.

I would, but you wouldn't eat it before it melted.

Buy me a gallon of red paint.

I would, but then if you painted your car red, it could be faster than mine :(
Eat some KFC.

I would, but they don't have original recipe tenders any more.

Eat some Cajun shrimp.

I would, but then I'd puke and you'd have to clean it up.

Turn off your computer and go outside!

i would, but that i always go out at sunset/ hour before sunset

Barf

I would, but I'd rather not.

Go outside and enjoy the stifling heat.

I would, but damn it.

KISS ME!

I would, but you are a man.

Go streaking

I would, but it's raining outside and that'd get me more wet than it usually does :(
Go streaking.

I would, but my parents are home.

Buy me a drink.

i would, but im broke.

go suck cheese.

I would, but I'm not a fan of cheese.

Eat cheesecake.

I would but im too busy saving this thread
Help me save it

I would, but i am not jesus.

Get me a Dwarf.

I would, but they're out busy mining for diamonds.

Can you do me a favor and pass me that book right next to you?

I would but I dont know which one you want.

Tell me which of the three books you want out of the lord of the rings trilogy (whats right next to me)

I would, but I don't feel like making such a decision at the current moment.

Help me decide.

I would, but I don't really care.

Find me a job.

we both know your to lazy for a job otherwise you would have one. stop wasting my time i have to get to the drop a word game.

can someone PLEASE make me some pure MDMA?

you now i actually did, but then i sampled it and its old news from there.

can someone please beat me to the next post so i dont embarrass myself?

i would but im you embarrassing yourself.

HELP!

I would, but there are no openings for planting tulips (get it? two lips? Hehehehehehhhh). (I'm kidding. We're cool.)

Do this. *does something cool*

I would, I could only dream of being as cool as sloth.

Pray for sloths.

I would, but sloths suck. XD

GIT -R- DONE

I would, but GIT R DONE!!!!!!!!

Have fun

I would, but I'm a grumpy grouch and I hate having fun!
-stomps around and snorts-
-breaks things-

Come fishing with me. Bring your four-wheeler, and some smokin' weeds.

I would, but I don't have a 4 wheeler unfortunately.

Lend me one.

My Honda 4Trax got stolen.

Buy me a new one.

I would, but I'm short on cash.

Shoot the idiot who stole it.

I would, but I ran out of ammo trying to...uhhh...shoot...stuff... :paranoid:

Dance my puppet, dance!!!

I would, but I lack motivation.

Help me get my hair untangled.

I would, but heck no.

Turn Amish

I would, but I need to use this computer to give you my status on your request.

Can you read me that one word in your sig?

I would, but I don't know what word you're talking about.

Go to bed.

I would, but it's not even 6:00 PM yet.

Tell me why I'm so awesome because my game is a success.

what?

make sense of this guy

I would, but some things just don't make sense.

Sing with me.

i would but i have laringitis

cure me

I would, but I don't have that kind of power.

Write a song for me to sing.

i wud but mai engulish iz bad

teach me a new language!

i would, but you need to learn english first

get me off the computer

I would, but only YOU can.

Go outside.

I would, but I will burn like a vampire if I do. *cough*formercomputerjunkie*cough*

Get me a social life.

I would, but I'ed keep it for myself.

Bring me some fried chicken.

I would, but I'm disgusted by chicken.

Make DirecTV stop sending me junk mail.

I would, but I don't know how.

Watch TV.

I would, but I've got much better things to do with my time.

Kill your television.

I would, but I don't have one, it's my dad's.

Make me inclined to do things.

I would but you have to smoke this joint with me first

make me dance

I would, but I don't dance.

Show me the way.

If I knew the way, I'd be there myself.

Play me a western.

I would but I don't know if you are talking about western music or movies.

Take me hunting

i would, but i would probably accendently kill you or something

take me fishing

I would, but I don't have my license and my dad would be mad if I took the boat.

Run. Just run.

I WOULD, but i dont want to :)

kiss me!

i would, but i've got a hot date tonight with an asteroid.

Cure AIDS

i would, but i dont know how.

make an excuse for this.

I cant, I don't have time to think of that.

Go buff out the headlights on my car.

i would, if i knew what i was doing

i would, but you didnt say anything :wink:

LOLOLOLOLOLOL U MAD BRO? TELL ME U MAD!

I would, but I'm not crazy I'm just a little unwell.

Listen to some Simon and Garfunkel.

(Dave i thought you only listened to country)

I would but I am listening to The Doors, The Monkees, Black Sabbath, and The Animals right now.

Listen to some Lynyrd skynyrd

i would,but i need to go feed my bunny some catfood and go look for my dogs sheep son


go buy me a horse

I would but i can get you a donkey for free.

Take this free donkey

i would, but I don't need another jackass in my life.

Go take a long walk... ..Off of a short pier.

I would, but I don't feel like it.

Give me $8000

i would, but i only make $2 a week

make my mom give me a raise [plz!!!!!]

I would, but I can't.

Steal a car for me.

i would, but im 13 with no license

get me a license

I would, but I'm only getting mine this week.

Make sure I pass the test.

i would, but again, im 13

get me a thing

i would,but then i would have to makeout with the instructor,and thats just sick

give me a chocolate chip cookie

u sniped me

get me a thing

i would, but i dont know what thing you want

get me something.

I would, but I'm out of things.

Eat key lime pie.

i would, but i just had fried chicked

get me a thing

i would,but i just ate a chocolate pie

give me a hug

u sniped me twice

get me a thing

i need the thing

give me gum

I would, but I don't have any and I don't like gum.

Go swimming.

i would but i dont have a swimming suit

buy me a swimming suit

i would, but i can't swim

get me a thing

u sniped me 4 the 4th time today!!!!!!

get me a thing

I would, but I might get the wrong thing.

Make my dog do tricks.

i would, but he's 2 old

get me a thing

Granted, but you already asked me to do that.

Invite the rest of the SBers.

i would,but i dont know them

take me to a fair

i would, but it too dark

get me a thing

i would, but only if dave stops spamming this thread.

Stop spamming this thread

I would but Im already not spamming anything.

Somebody give her a damn thing so she will stop asking.....

i would, but im the one asking

get me a thing

here you go

get me a cookie

i would but my dog licked it

get me a chocolate brownie

i would, but ur dog ate it and died, cuz dogs can't have chocolate

my friend, solarflare, broke the rules of this thread by getting me a thing,so........................give me a hug!

I would but there is a thread for that.

post in the hugs thread

i would, but im in this thread

get him a happy pill

I would but what if i wanna be happy?

Get me a new phone.

i would, but what if i want a new phone

get me a tent

I would but it is too hot outside.

dream

i would, but im awake

do a wicked laugh

i would,but my quiet laugh is better

give me a soda

i would, but i like soda

get me a u-haul

no

get me something

ah hail na!

get me a thing, my other one ran out of juice

I was not aware that things had juice.

go to sleep

i would, but im awake

get me a fully juiced thing

nah

im bored, so stuff?

No. Just no...

Stop making excuses!

no

yes?

maybe.

Perhaps?

indeed

probably?

what? we need to get this back on track

get me a thing

I would but you already have one, you just don't know it yet.

Change your avatar three more times in the next week.

I would, but I'm picky

Convince my dad to get computers that actually last for more than 1 month...that, and my stupid net are why I often go for a while...

I would, but I would rather keep selling new computers, making tons of money in the process.

Tell me why some people are the way they are.

I would if it weren't so obvious

Tell me why it is so rare to have red hair

I would but I would offend red haired people if I did.

Change the world.

I would, but sadly, I don't have the guts to kill myself, you're welcome to try

Tell me when Eri said that quote

I would but what happens on IRC stays on IRC.

Point out the illogic of that statement along with having the quote.

i would,but i have no idea what you are talking about

find a way to get rid of all the annoying people on earth

I would, but it would of already been accomplished if I could do so

Sing with me, to congratulate Shysweetpie on her first LD ♪ ♪ ♪

I would, but I don't want to scare everyone off with my non-singing voice.

Help me defend the fortress from the evil ninjas.

i would, but OH LOOK THERE!*throws shrunken* *hits you in the head*

tell me how to beat galamoth in castlevania SotN

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Soulnote

Sing with me, to congratulate Shysweetpie on her first LD ♪ ♪ ♪

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aww thanks

i would,but it would be funnier to watch you try

get me a mcflurry

i would, but if i buy it, i would probably dri- ea- whatever.

Get me a thing

I would if I had specifics

Give me specifics

I would, bit it's much more fun to leave it open for guessing.

Read Solarflare's mind and tell me exactly what he wants.

I would, but if I had that ability, I'd be doing better things with my life

Repent for your sins

I would, but I'd rather sell them on eBay.

Give me super cow powers.

I don't like milk.

Exist.

I would, but I'm tired of just existing.

Give me a reason to continue existing.

Nah. I'd rather play Halo Reach.

Make a pill that when you take it you automatically learn everything from K-12.

I would but then school would be even more boring than it already is.

make God angry.

i would,but that would be the end of me

do my homework

I would but im too lazy to do my own.

post in the corrupt a wish thread

I would, but I'm the last poster anyway so I'd be breaking the rules.

Invent a machine that can record dreams like a movie.

I would, but that would deprecate the dream journal and destroy recall.

Make Facebook stop changing things on a daily basis.

i would but I really can't

make the world burn

I would, but then DV's servers would burn up and I would lose my online dream journal.

Come do my job for me so I can go home and dream.

i would, but im 13 and can't legally work til im 14 [with parental consent]

make me 14 so i can do his job

Sorry but im not god.

Do not excuse this question.

i would, but i have to

i need to work on myself

I would, but you are perfect the way you are

lick my arm.....

I would, but tis all hairy.

Gief me money...

I would, but I don't have any cash.

Scratch my back, right in that middle spot.