Thread: Object To Your Left

A staircase. Well, I'm screwed!

Throw Pillows. Zombie pillow fight anyone?

I'm gunna spin around in my hair until I stop, and do this again.

^^lol^^ chair**

Please stand by while I spin.

A bookshelf. I guess I could throw books at them

A math textbook or a paper shredder. I guess the book would be best here xD

Originally Posted by Meeshu

I'm gunna spin around in my hair until I stop, and do this again.

Hahaha

Anyway, object on my left is a fork on a plate.

Originally Posted by KushyBear

A math textbook or a paper shredder. I guess the book would be best here xD

You can shove a zombie's hand down the paper shredder. Or you can hit them with it. Either way, it works better.

Originally Posted by Snowboy

You can shove a zombie's hand down the paper shredder. Or you can hit them with it. Either way, it works better.

Textbooks can be pretty heavy duty, so I don't know lol.

And how would you manage getting their hand in there, when their mouth is so close to you. And plus, if they lost a hand, it would only be a minor inconvenience to them

There are two switchblades in my left (true)

Originally Posted by Kallz

There are two switchblades in my left (true)

You are one of the lucky few.

Soda cans, a glass, a microphone, a loud speaker, my DSLR, a circular polarization lens, ear buds, stack of papers, fly swapper, little peanut bowl thing, iPod cable, pen, tea spoon, a USB to mini-USB cable and a lamp.

I guess I could take some good photos with my camera, sell them to news papers, get money and buy weapons?

Originally Posted by Marvo

Soda cans, a glass, a microphone, a loud speaker, my DSLR, a circular polarization lens, ear buds, stack of papers, fly swapper, little peanut bowl thing, iPod cable, pen, tea spoon, a USB to mini-USB cable and a lamp.

I guess I could take some good photos with my camera, sell them to news papers, get money and buy weapons?

Break the glass, tie somehow the sharpest part in the IPod cable and you have an Apple whip of d00m.

Originally Posted by Marvo

Soda cans, a glass, a microphone, a loud speaker, my DSLR, a circular polarization lens, ear buds, stack of papers, fly swapper, little peanut bowl thing, iPod cable, pen, tea spoon, a USB to mini-USB cable and a lamp.

I guess I could take some good photos with my camera, sell them to news papers, get money and buy weapons?

Woah woah woah easy there

Well, you could always use the normal to mini to hook up the loud speaker to your computer. Also hook your microphone up to your computer so you can talk loudly. Modify your ipod caple to work for USB if it doesn't already, and then move the loudspeaker far away from you, and talk into to distract the zombies. While they're distracted, take pictures of your device. Use your lamp to make the lighting better. Put your earbuds on and listen to some tunes, to distract you from the distracted zombie noises. Send the pictures of your device to a newspaper, along with a letter written with blood on your paper asking for guns. They pay you and send you guns. You put soda in your bowl and drink it spoon by spoon with your tea spoon as a reward. You walk outside (making sure you put on your lens to adapt to the sun.) and you kill some zombies. After you do this, swat the flies that gather from the smell.

Thats what you could do!

A picture is worth a thousand words.


Makes for a nice, blunt object. Doesn't have the stopping power of a shotgun, of course, but I think I could fend the undead off, for a little while.

Ok, Maeshu's idea was way better than mine.

Oh. I just saw the "multiple objects" entry from Marvo.

In that case, I have a shitload of swords next to me. That's more like it.

Originally Posted by Kallz

Ok, Maeshu's idea was way better than mine.

A phone, a bendy lamp, and a guitar.
I think I would have to go with the phone....

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Ha, cool wall colors.

Originally Posted by Snowboy

Ha, cool wall colors.

Lmfao. "Interesting," maybe. But "cool" is going a little far.

A tea cup which says 'moo' repeatedly around the circumference. I'd smash off the end and slam it into a zombie's face.

Originally Posted by Xei

A tea cup which says 'moo' repeatedly around the circumference.

It has a small cartoon picture of a cow on the side.

I live in the country.

It makes sense.

Thinking about it I find it kinda fascinating that other people would find that kind of object utterly alien in their world.

Originally Posted by Xei

It has a small cartoon picture of a cow on the side.

I live in the country.

It makes sense.

Oh, I didn't know that. Now it makes sense!