Thread: What's your sex life in a movie title?

Iron man and Legend of The Drunken Master comes to mind for me

I don't want to know why you chose Iron Man as a movie sex title...

I can't think of one that describes myself...

Alone in the Dark.

Harvey (1950)

A sex life is one of the easiest things in the world to find, its a love life that is the hardest. One is ephemeral, the other is suppose to be forever.

I remember a girl once said "this is the copulatingest damn planet in the Galaxie." (Finvola Drury-)

Originally Posted by Philosopher8659

A sex life is one of the easiest things in the world to find, its a love life that is the hardest. One is ephemeral, the other is suppose to be forever.

The thread wants a film title that can be misconstrued as describing a sex life. Ideally it should be a well-known film with quite innocent connotations that, re-evaluated in this context, suggest a perverse and/or pitiful sex life. This is funny, because you are surprised at the way something you are familiar with becomes something different and perhaps tabboo.

That it is the sex life at play here is because this is simply a funnier vein of humour than 'relationship/love humour'. This is because sex still has the edge of the tabboo and 'naughty' to it, regardless of how much society continually talks about it.

Now play the game properly, and don't make bland and generic statements that most people probably agree with.

I Am Legend

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

The thread wants a film title that can be misconstrued as describing a sex life. Ideally it should be a well-known film with quite innocent connotations that, re-evaluated in this context, suggest a perverse and/or pitiful sex life. This is funny, because you are surprised at the way something you are familiar with becomes something different and perhaps tabboo.

That it is the sex life at play here is because this is simply a funnier vein of humour than 'relationship/love humour'. This is because sex still has the edge of the tabboo and 'naughty' to it, regardless of how much society continually talks about it.

Now play the game properly, and don't make bland and generic statements that most people probably agree with.

Lol'd.
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Boys Don't Cry

>_>
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Originally Posted by Philosopher8659

A sex life is one of the easiest things in the world to find, its a love life that is the hardest. One is ephemeral, the other is suppose to be forever.

Tell that to someone with no social life who doesn't even have real FRIENDS, let alone a boyfriend.

Well, I have a gym membership and I go there, so I guess that's a start, but I don't have a job and I don't go to school or church. Just an internet school. I wish I knew how it was SO EASY to lose my virginity with someone safe.

Originally Posted by DeeryTheDeer

I wish I knew how it was SO EASY to lose my virginity with someone safe.

In B4 Deery's inbox is flooded with PM's.

Also:
Daybreakers
Tropic Thunder
Hot Fuzz
Drillbit Taylor
The Italian Job
Superbad
Mr. Woodcock
The Girl Next Door
Orgasmo

Originally Posted by DeeryTheDeer

I wish I knew how it was SO EASY to lose my virginity with someone safe.

Yeah hey girl how you doing yeah maybe me and you could head down to the burger king i'll buy you a whopper and then after we can just see what happens.

Also totally ignore my above post. Yeah girl i was just funnin it's not for reals.













seriously though i will pee on you.

lol this is senseless banter... i can't believe how seriously you guys are taking this....

Well, I don't see sex as taboo or anything like that, fact is, it is just so - --- simple minded.

There is no end to simple mindedness--and you want me to see some grandios psychc function. Sorry. I use to be a satyr--sex is no more interesting than breathing. I don't think much about breathing. There is a whole universe out there.

Once one's mind starts screaming to get laid, all one has to do is remember the after math.

Originally Posted by Philosopher8659

Well, I don't see sex as taboo or anything like that, fact is, it is just so - --- simple minded.

There is no end to simple mindedness--and you want me to see some grandios psychc function. Sorry. I use to be a satyr--sex is no more interesting than breathing. I don't think much about breathing. There is a whole universe out there.

Once one's mind starts screaming to get laid, all one has to do is remember the after math.

I still don't think you've gotten the point of this thread.

And of course you don't see sex as tabboo. Very few people do. But it's one of those things that we're all happy to talk about (endlessly in some cases) and yet it retains an edge. That's why a great deal of humour is based around sex jokes.

This isn't the thread for you to explain that you've transcended society and have had Grecian quantities of sex along the way. It's a thread for puns. Cheap, one-shot puns.

So go play pretentious someplace else.

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

I still don't think you've gotten the point of this thread.

And of course you don't see sex as tabboo. Very few people do. But it's one of those things that we're all happy to talk about (endlessly in some cases) and yet it retains an edge. That's why a great deal of humour is based around sex jokes.

This isn't the thread for you to explain that you've transcended society and have had Grecian quantities of sex along the way. It's a thread for puns. Cheap, one-shot puns.

So go play pretentious someplace else.

Kiss my ass. Psycho. I can say that the city dump is not the only playground where ever and when ever I please.

Pretension is a self elected mental midget king----or queen.

Originally Posted by Philosopher8659

Kiss my ass. Psycho. I can say that the city dump is not the only playground where ever and when ever I please.

Pretension is a self elected mental midget king----or queen.

:]

That's an easy one.

Holes.

Little Shop of Horrors

Free willy!!!!

Paranormal Activity

Let the Right One In

LMFAO @ Invader.

Originally Posted by Aquanina

Let the Right One In

Niiiice.

Here we go:
Tremors
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Kick-Ass
The Specialist
Spirited Away
Raging Bull
Jaws (HAHA)
Failure to Launch (IT HAPPENS! )
The Wild Bunch
Black Snake Moan (You know it was coming.)
Obsessed
He's Just Not That Into You
It's Complicated
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

...There Will Be Blood?

I gotta million of 'em...

Zombieland

Let your imagination fly with that one

Spaceballs
The Man With Two Brains
Rooster Cogburn (and the Lady)
The Science of Sleep
Plan Nine From Outer Space

Come Undone

Gone in 60 seconds.

Maybe One Day