Thread: Impalation. Impales. Impale. Tornadoes. Etc.(aka dick cheney

Once there was a large tornado. It made a straw fly so fast that it impaled a small girls vital organs and the girl died.

Once there was a kid that was so hardcore that everyone died.

Once there was a man found with a large hole in his body out in a field. The cause of his death was unknown so he was taken to a biopsy doctor (unsure of actual doctor). He said that they should go to the field where he died to take a look. By his where his body had lie, there was a large puddle. When a sample was taken it was determined that it was urine. So after lots of thought and analysis the scientists concluded that an airplane flying to the airport 100 miles away had released a collection of urine from the toilet, and it had frozen on decent in the atmosphere, and turned into a urine icicle that completely impaled the man and later melted on the ground.