Thread: House of Spades

I look forward to something that will be akin to taking a supermassive shit: You put it off for hours, and then when you really need it you run to the bathroom like a madman, undress yourself and sit on the toilet, releasing your excrement at a virulent rate, feeling both euphoria and anguish simultaneously in this moment that feels like eternity, then when it's all over you go "damn, that felt wonderful", only to realize that you have no more toilet paper on the roll, and you need to get up off the seat to take one out from under the sink. The metaphor is deeper than you can imagine, ladies and gentlemen. Just open your brown eye to see it for what it really is.

Originally Posted by Daniel Danciu

I look forward to something that will be akin to taking a supermassive shit: You put it off for hours, and then when you really need it you run to the bathroom like a madman, undress yourself and sit on the toilet, releasing your excrement at a virulent rate, feeling both euphoria and anguish simultaneously in this moment that feels like eternity, then when it's all over you go "damn, that felt wonderful", only to realize that you have no more toilet paper on the roll, and you need to get up off the seat to take one out from under the sink. The metaphor is deeper than you can imagine, ladies and gentlemen. Just open your brown eye to see it for what it really is.

Amazing. Truly...true.

I liked it.

omg how'd you come up with that

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

I liked it.

Thanks. Now I have it in a recordable form.

Originally Posted by Kael Seoras

omg how'd you come up with that

I typed it off the top of my head, of course. But I guess my creativity is to blame.

Well, It was amazing. Notice I'm captilizing things that pertain the The Post. It rocked.