Thread: Good Person Test

The Good Person Test.

I like how those kind of tests never ask you about the good things you have done.
I mean, there is more to being good than just not lying, not being hateful etc. I've never seen a christian test ask me if I'm generally nice, respectful and helpful to people etc.

Appearently I'm going to Hell, for the unspeakable crimes of telling [mostly] white lies, being angry with some people, having dirty thoughts and stealing some candy.
You'd imagine a merciful God would forgive such trivial things, I' mean, without the useless and unfair "Accept Jesus before you die" deadline. I haven't read the Bible yet though, so who knows, maybe those tests are wrong.

The Morality Test.

83% Liberal

* Your values are liberal and progressive; you tend to be tolerant of different views.
* When it comes to social morals, you feel that society's current laws need to be more liberal and flexibile across the board.
* You believe that the government is too conservative and do not agree with many of the current practices and policies.

* You are somewhat conventional.
* You probably have a messy desk!
* You probably enjoy spending quiet time alone.
* You find it easy to express irritation with others.
* You tend to become anxious or nervous.

Morality Test (real)

79%

I looked at a woman with lust today. She gave me a bad look in return, and I felt angry. Therefore, I committed adultery with a woman and then murdered her. That makes sense. I think I'm ready to start going to church now.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

Therefore, I committed adultery with a woman and then murdered her.

OMFG, does SHE know that, too???

This thread makes me laugh.