Thread: Good Person Test

Jeez, this test is so bumb because it isn't even a test of you're opinion. It forces your answer half of the time. It's like reading a choose your own adventure book where all of the options have you turn to page 67.

EDIT: I've tried it honestly, and I have tried to answer it as Jesus. Either way, it comes to the same conclusion. Not much of a test if it only has one possible solution, huh?

By your own admission and the standard of God's law, the Ten Commandments, you are a lying, thieving, blasphemous, murderous, adulterer at heart.

Lol.

Have you ever been angry with another person? --> Yes, I've been angry with another person. --> Jesus said, that makes you a murderer. What?

By your own admission and the standard of God's law, the Ten Commandments, you are a lying, thieving, blasphemous, murderous, adulterer at heart.

And when I do the opposite:

Unfortunately, you don't see yourself as God sees you. The Bible says all men are sinners, until you're ready to admit that you can't continue this test.

So be it then.

Is this some sort of anti-propaganda made by non-Christians?

I think it's supposed to be from Christians. I think everyone has don at least ONE of them things, but usually so small, it's hardly law. But if someone is honest, it says they have broken the Law. If someone isn't honest, it says that they have broken the Law too- by lying.

If you continue, it goes on about accepting Jesus- so it's not anti-Christian.

But to go on, you must admit that, in fact, stealing a paper clip, (that is one of the examples listed in stealing,) you deserve to burn for all time.

Originally Posted by spockman

But to go on, you must admit that, in fact, stealing a paper clip, (that is one of the examples listed in stealing,) you deserve to burn for all time.

The worst crime one can commit against God.

Even if you never did any of them, it still says you have because 'god said you did'. What a bunch of bull. It isn't a test, since it basically railroads you through the entire thing, no matter how you answer.

What is funny though, is if you look at your wife with lust that makes you an adulterer according to the test. Which obviously doesn't even fit the definition of the word.

Also the quote they use for hating someone clearly says to hate someone without cause. Meaning if you hate someone with a cause, then it is okay. Though they don't ask if you had a cause, they just say if you ever hate anyone your guilty.


The reason all people have sinned are because all people were once stupid children. People say children are innocent but children are the ones who lack any type of self control and so steal and lie, and yell at people at stuff. They try to catch you, by saying you were bad as a child and so you go to hell but that makes no sense. An adult is capable of avoiding all the sins, and if they do then clearly they have accepted responsiblity for their action and thus have truely changed. And if they truely changed they are innocent before god.

They should fire their PR people, that just reminded me how absurd the bible is.

I was interested how it talks about how Jesus took the punishment we deserved for our sins, because... well he patently didn't. Jesus didn't go to hell. He just died in the knowledge that he'd go to heaven, which is... the best place ever. I don't understand how somebody sat and typed that (along with the millions of Christians who accept it) without considering that it makes no sense at all. :l

It's just a fear tactic. "Repent or go to hell". None of this would make me more religious out of love for god or being a better person.

Pfft. This is just ridiculous.

Originally Posted by Spartiate

It's just a fear tactic. "Repent or go to hell". None of this would make me more religious out of love for god or being a better person.

This. To the +nth.

Here's a different test, that doesn't force you to answer on pre-determined and biased dogmas. It seems to be based more on political morality, but I think it is still interesting.

The Morality Test.

I'm 82% Liberal.


Edit. Here's a real morality test. I scored 88%.

This test does not take into account nuances and such; it is purely black and white.
Hypothetical situation: You are harboring Jews in your basement during the Holocaust and some Nazis come to your house and ask if you're harboring Jews. You say, "No." You lie. According to that website, that makes you an evil liar. If your family is starving and you steal a loaf of bread (OH MAN, LES MISÉRABLES!), you're an evil thief. The whole adultery at heart is kind of silly because it's a natural reaction to think, "I'd tap dat." I can't justify taking God's name in vain, really, but I don't think that saying "JESUS CHRIST IT’S A LION GET IN THE CAR!" makes you an evil person. And I'm angry at homophobes for being d-bags, but that shouldn't make me a murderer. With that logic, it can be said that God is a murderer (without looking at the whole Flood thing), Ezekiel 24:13, God says, "'Now your impurity is lewdness. Because I tried to cleanse you but you would not be cleansed from your impurity, you will not be clean again until my wrath against you has subsided.'"
Fun fact! There may be some grey area with regards to morality. Also, Christianity taken in its purest form is horrible for making moral judgements.

Also, with Sekhmet's morality test thing, I got an 84%. Which is better then "YOUS GOING TO HELL!!!!!!1111one" with the other test. 100% on geographical distance and scale!

Originally Posted by hgld1234

I found this test when searching 2012. This will tell you wether you will get to Christian Heaven. Are you good enough?

The Good Person Test.

What are your thoughts?

Now, please don't write angry posts because of the website. And this website DOES NOT express my thoughts and opinions. Just to say.

I hope you did the test all the way through. Its not about good works getting you into heaven.

Heaven is awesome, because it filters out all the boring people from hell. See you guys in Hell. it'll be a party!

Welcome to Heaven. Population: 7

What arbitrary silliness.

EDIT: Morality quiz (the real one):

* You tend to hold progressive/liberal values, but are more traditional on some aspects.
* When it comes to social morals, you feel that society's current laws need to be more liberal and flexibile across the board.
* You believe that government is too conservative and would prefer it to change several of its political and practices.

* You typically don't seek out new experiences.
* You are very well-organized, and can be relied upon.
* You probably enjoy spending quiet time alone.
* You find it easy to criticize others.
* You probably remain calm, even in tense situations.

About 85% liberal overall, 99% introverted, 95% disagreeable, 100% calm.

Click. Click. Click.

Hurry up, test. The sooner I get to hell, the sooner I can take over.

ETA: Apparently I'm 55% parsimonious and 83% liberal.

I'm also open-minded, disorganized, introverted, disagreeable, and calm.

Originally Posted by Sekhmet

Here's a different test, that doesn't force you to answer on pre-determined and biased dogmas. It seems to be based more on political morality, but I think it is still interesting.

The Morality Test.

I'm 82% Liberal.


Edit. Here's a real morality test. I scored 88%.

55% Liberal. Probably pretty correct.

For the morality test, I was a 67, which is exactly the average. Apparantly, I have great familial bias in moral decisions, no bias relating to scale, and less than average bia regarding ethnocentricsm. I was suprised that the substitution of India-Australia made almost no difference in the answers. A couple of questions I didn't like though, like the save your kid or ten others one, because I did not think either was immoral. But in general, it was a pretty good test.

EDIT: It is funny, kookyinc, because in the Old Testament a situation occurs where a gentile is harboring Jews from her people and is confronted by the authorities about suspected Jew harboring. She lies and says she has seen no Jews and God extends her lifespan significantly for this. So, even Biblically speaking, it is off.

She lies and says she has seen no Jews and God extends her lifespan significantly for this. So, even Biblically speaking, it is off.

Ah, but if you lie for God, it's different.

74% liberal
* You typically don't seek out new experiences.
* You are well-organized, and are reliable.
* You tend to shy away from social situations.
* You find it easy to express irritation with others.
* You are generally relaxed.

And on the other one my moral parsimony score is 80%

* You typically don't seek out new experiences.
* You probably have a messy desk!
* You probably enjoy spending quiet time alone.
* You are good-natured, courteous, and supportive.
* You probably remain calm, even in tense situations. [eh, on this one]

My moral parsimony is: 57%

As for liberal or conservative... I have absolutely no idea about either and I'm politically neutral above all else, so some of the questions were very hard (for both tests lol)
But in any case:
" * Your values are neither extremely traditional nor particularly progressive.
* When it comes to social morals, you feel that society's current laws are generally fair, but could be more flexible.
* You believe that the government's current positions are generally acceptable, but you would prefer it to change several of its policies and practices."

O, I just found the other morality test. I'm 77% liberal.
*You enjoy having novel experiences and seeing things in new ways.
*You probably have a messy desk!
*You probably enjoy spending quiet time alone.
*You find it easy to criticize others.
*You probably remain calm, even in tense situations.
All of these are accurate.

The Good Person Test.

I like how those kind of tests never ask you about the good things you have done.
I mean, there is more to being good than just not lying, not being hateful etc. I've never seen a christian test ask me if I'm generally nice, respectful and helpful to people etc.

Appearently I'm going to Hell, for the unspeakable crimes of telling [mostly] white lies, being angry with some people, having dirty thoughts and stealing some candy.
You'd imagine a merciful God would forgive such trivial things, I' mean, without the useless and unfair "Accept Jesus before you die" deadline. I haven't read the Bible yet though, so who knows, maybe those tests are wrong.

The Morality Test.

83% Liberal

* Your values are liberal and progressive; you tend to be tolerant of different views.
* When it comes to social morals, you feel that society's current laws need to be more liberal and flexibile across the board.
* You believe that the government is too conservative and do not agree with many of the current practices and policies.

* You are somewhat conventional.
* You probably have a messy desk!
* You probably enjoy spending quiet time alone.
* You find it easy to express irritation with others.
* You tend to become anxious or nervous.

Morality Test (real)

79%

I looked at a woman with lust today. She gave me a bad look in return, and I felt angry. Therefore, I committed adultery with a woman and then murdered her. That makes sense. I think I'm ready to start going to church now.