Mom: Just watched a show on NDE that renewed my faith in god.

me: -party kazoo-

Mom: You are so funny!

Mom: I mean, i understand what can happen to brain w ith lack of oxygen but how do they explain obe observations?

me: more science. you cant just say, every time you find something we cant explain-'that proves it, god is real!'

Mom: No, but there is that possibility

me: of what? if 'god' is a metaphor for the unknown, then even i'm a believer. there are simply too many definitions for it to mean anything

Mom: Hmmmm