Cleetus the Conservative Christian finds DreamViews

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11-21-2009, 09:53 PM
Idolfan

Cleetus the Conservative Christian finds DreamViews

HA HA! I knew ye'all couldn't resist the temptaytions of them... loose dreams and... and sleep dialysis! Y'all just fallin into the sanctimony of EVIL. Them dreams you be having! Haha... that aint's D fucking Cs talking to you boy... THEM DEMONZ!!! The next time y'in that sitiuation, what you gotta do is you call boy! CALL FOR JESUS! And banish them im Christ's name!

Couldn't help but noticin... All o' yall havin 'amino' in yur feeency picture thingies... lemme tell you summing... Ah heards about them fings, they aint noffing but the DEVIL IN DISGUISE! All o dem antichrists... RICHARD DAWKINS. SAM HARRIS, CHRIS HITCHENS! Them all SATANIC names... they trynno SEDUCE you wiv all o this talk on 'amino acids' and 'natural selection'... EVIL-ution! So what? The fucking galaxies, and stars and planets... you tellin me that them were all created BY A MONKEY??????

Y'all fuckin false prophets. My disciples here bring out the worst in y'all. Y'all be blasfeemin the name of the Lord. Y'all leevin fuckin disgustin posts on eerie fuckin forbidden shit! Harf you all fuckin HOMOSEXICLES! Fuckin man and two men can't have no fucking babies, y'all gonna burn in hell for this shit.

All o yall dreamin invite Satan into your foughts.
11-21-2009, 10:13 PM
guitarboy

I'm slightly offended.
11-22-2009, 10:05 PM
Universal Mind

http://www.bay-of-fundie.com/img/2008/crocoduck.jpg

Have you ever seen one of those? Then evolution is a lie. I rest my case.
11-22-2009, 10:17 PM
Odd_Nonposter

Is that written by a real person? This isn't something made up off of the top of your head just to see our reactions?

'Cuz if it was written by a real person... then dayum. I know I got some white trash Bible thumpers in my county, but this is the most stereotypical depiction of one yet. How does a person like that exist anymore?

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The fucking galaxies, and stars and planets... you tellin me that them were all created BY A MONKEY??????
11-23-2009, 12:58 AM
Xox

What is this? SB?
11-23-2009, 01:12 AM
dajo

I thought it was a funny satire :)
11-23-2009, 11:22 AM
Tarsier

*takes a dump on the floor*

*leaves*
11-23-2009, 11:23 AM
CarmineEternity

/me eats Tarsier's steaming dump.

Mmm, dump.

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Originally Posted by Universal Mind

http://www.bay-of-fundie.com/img/2008/crocoduck.jpg

Have you ever seen one of those? Then evolution is a lie. I rest my case.

Amen.
11-24-2009, 04:21 AM
Scatterbrain

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Originally Posted by Xox

What is this? SB?

Close enough.
11-24-2009, 04:22 AM
DeeryTheDeer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

http://www.bay-of-fundie.com/img/2008/crocoduck.jpg

Have you ever seen one of those? Then evolution is a lie. I rest my case.

How does a duck growing an alligator head have any evolutionary use or logic?

I rest my case.
11-24-2009, 04:39 AM
Universal Mind

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Originally Posted by DeeryTheDeer

How does a duck growing an alligator head have any evolutionary use or logic?

I rest my case.

You have accepted the lies of Lucifer. What Bon Jovi albums have you been playing backwards? Demons OUT!!!! :bowdown::pope: :bowdown:
11-26-2009, 06:58 PM
ninja9578

And three of the staff members are BLACK! :shock: We're all going to hell.
11-27-2009, 04:42 PM
AbstractAsylum

Quote:

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

http://www.bay-of-fundie.com/img/2008/crocoduck.jpg

Have you ever seen one of those? Then evolution is a lie. I rest my case.

That didn't make any sense...at all. Evolution is a lie because I've never seen a duck with an alligator head? Then Christianity is a lie because you've never seen Jesus riding a flying rhinoceros with a dancing banana. :banana:

As for the original post, I thought it was funny.
11-30-2009, 02:22 AM
Rai Saix

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninja9578

And three of the staff members are BLACK! :shock: We're all going to hell.

OH SHI-
11-30-2009, 02:57 AM
Kromoh

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninja9578

And three of the staff members are BLACK! :shock: We're all going to hell.

Funniest post in thread. :D
11-30-2009, 03:03 AM
Universal Mind

Quote:

Originally Posted by AbstractAsylum

That didn't make any sense...at all. Evolution is a lie because I've never seen a duck with an alligator head? Then Christianity is a lie because you've never seen Jesus riding a flying rhinoceros with a dancing banana. :banana:

As for the original post, I thought it was funny.

Is there really a second person in this thread trying to debate me? Even after the Bon Jovi comment? If God were real, more people would have the ability to spot satire when it's extremely obvious.

Poe's Law is all too real.
11-30-2009, 03:07 AM
Jeff777

Eh.. why is this still open? ClouD opened R/S up to moderation, and this.. is pure senseless BS.
12-02-2009, 11:19 PM
ninja9578

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninja9578

And three of the staff members are BLACK! :shock: We're all going to hell.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Eh.. why is this still open? ClouD opened R/S up to moderation, and this.. is pure senseless BS.

... sdfasd ... must ... resist ... funny ... racist ... irony