If everyone prayed at the exact same time...

[Dreamhope11]

If everyone prayed at the exact same time for a apple to appear from thin air do you think the apple would appear?? edit: Not sure where this thread belongs...

[really]

If everyone prayed at the exact same time for a apple to appear from thin air do you think the apple would appear?? edit: Not sure where this thread belongs... A lot of people might think one would appear, but it won't actually happen. Depends. Somebody could throw one your way. One might fall off a nearby tree; roll down a nearby hill. This thread best fits Senseless banter.

[Maeni]

Somebody could throw one your way. But then that person wouldn't be praying. And the apple will still have appeared. OH SHI- No. I don't think it will.

[The Enterer]

The world is full of apples. Are none of them good enough for you?

[nitsuJ]

DOES SCIENCE ALLOW FOR AN APPLE TO APPEAR IN THIN AIR? FUCK NO. So the answer is simply, no.

[Photolysis]

FUCK NO. Actually, I seem to remember that there is a theory in physics that states that matter may spontaneously appear. I suppose it's also possible that a whole bunch of random photons could colide to produce matter, which just happens to take on the form of an apple. But in all likelihood, you'd be here for trillions of trillions and trillions of years. And it still wouldn't have happened. So, technically yes, but so unlikely that the numbers involved become meaningless to most. If everyone prayed at the exact same time for a apple to appear from thin air do you think the apple would appear?? If every child wished at the exact same time that Santa would appear from thin air, do you think Santa would appear?

[Serkat]

If everyone prayed at the exact same time for a apple to appear from thin air do you think the apple would appear?? Worldwide human productivity would be at an all time low.

[Zarko]

Hold your digimon to the sky and wish for them. Wish for them with all your might. If you wish hard enough, Magikarp will appear.

[tnemrot]

Hold your digimon to the sky and wish for them. Wish for them with all your might. If you wish hard enough, Magikarp will appear. Wow, I don't say this very often, but, ... that was beautiful I'll sigg it.

[MrDoom]

Hold your digimon to the sky and wish for them. Wish for them with all your might. If you wish hard enough, Magikarp will appear. Magikarp is a pokémon.

[EchoSun13]

I hope, I love apples...Ha!! Well maybe or maybe not, God's head may explode!!!!!

[really]

I'm eating an apple right now. They grow off trees you know... What ignorance...

[Sornaensis]

If everyone prayed at the exact same time... There would be LOTS of plane crashes, car accidents and people choking to death.

[drewmandan]

Theoretically it's possible for all the atoms in the earth heavier than hydrogen to simultaneously fission, producing an explosion powerful enough to destroy the system. But it's so unlikely that in the history of a trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion universes it probably won't happen even once.

[nitsuJ]

I'd rather not pray for apples and say I did.

[Robot_Butler]

What if everyone prayed at the exact same time for prayer to no longer exist? Wait, wasn't that what happened at the end of The Sphere?

[Original Poster]

edit: Not sure where this thread belongs... SENSELESS BANTER you ufcking diiot.

[spockman]

I had a girlfriend for 7 years that claimed she could speak in tongues. But she'd never show me because it was "against the rules", or some crap. The rule she was probably refering to was a scripture that said speak in tongues alone to God. But if you do it in front of others, do it if someone can interpret. Otherwise your just babbling before someone. There was this guy who went in a Pentacostal church and started speaking in an obscure African language and someone stood up and said, "I can interpret that!" I can't remember exactly how he responded but it had the basic idea of "Not unless you can speak Nigerian!" Or whatever the language was. The 'interpreter' was embarressed I'm sure.

[Dreamhope11]

wow some people need to chill out, i was only asking to see what you all think, heck i dont even beleive praying works..

[spockman]

wow some people need to chill out But you did post in in Religion and Spirituality, didn't you? he he. ((And you changed your avatar from the wizard guy... Is that the dude from Mass Effect?))

[nitsuJ]

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[Original Poster]

Daaaaaaaamn dreamhope you got SERVED!