Thread: What would you say if you ended up in hell?

Originally Posted by Replicon

Well, if Hell is ruled by the guy who rebelled against god and his ways and was cast out for not thinking like everyone else, I'd say it's where all the cool people go. All that fire and torture stuff is to scare people. Really, I bet the devil is a cool dude who plays in a blues band. I'd say, "which way to the nearest party?"

Heh. Good point.

There would probably be nothing to say except, "OUCH!!!!! FUCK THAT HURTS!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!" If I had a time out to talk to God, I might say, "Hey bud, what's your problem?"

I wonder what he would say back then. Maybe something like, "You did not acknowledge the fact that I exist when I made it really seem like I don't exist. Therefore you are to be tortured for eternity! I even had myself tortured back home in the form of my son so I could change my own irrational rules. I am LOVE!"

I'd convert the guards of said prison to Satanism.
Then kill the Authority.

PS. I was thinking also of writing a book where that happens but - it's one thing to have an idea but quite another to turn it into art!

I would say:

"Wow, God really is the bastard they made him out to be. God's fucked up."


, Carou.

I'd opt to play the Reaper for my second chance @ life; Maybe in Battleship...or, perhaps, Guitar Hero.

Even if you beat the reaper, you'd probably come back as something like a disfigured goat.

The reaper's one mean bitch.

I'd kill myself...oh wait, i'm already dead!!!!! I don't know, if it's a lake of fire and burning forever i would be doing the death scream rather then thinking anything. Lake of fire...bad. You guys would not think of anything
, because you would be burning forever, that's why i like the spiritualist afterlife...maybe not the sappy part but you can do whatever you want, the feelings you get, etc.

There is only 1 hell, and that's your life on this planet. All the crap that goes on in the world, and through your lifetime. THAT is hell.

"Things that bother you, never bother me. I feel happy, I'm fine! Ha HA!!!"

Heaven population: 15

Hell population 7,539,722,381^12

What would you say if you ended up in hell?

"Well, I'll be damned."

I'm sure i'd be in so much pain that I wouldn't be able to form words. I'd stick with crawling away to the farthest corner of that world, burry myself in the ash and try as hard as I possibly could to evolve into the next superbeing, so that I may challenge the lords of hell and overthrow them in all my glory.

Or I might just be stuck screaming in agony for the entirety of my stay.

Originally Posted by invader_tech

Or I might just be stuck screaming in agony for the entirety of my stay.

Just remember that the insane torture horror forever is happening because God loved you enough to give you free will and that you were able to choose Hell when you thought it didn't exist.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

Just remember that the insane torture horror forever is happening because God loved you enough to give you free will and that you were able to choose Hell when you thought it didn't exist.

Hah! I like your response, sir.

I thought that pain was due to the nervous system sending a response to the brain that our body is being harmed in some way. In light of that fact, if our "soul" is everlasting and indestructible, (and if the soul contains a nervous system), then wouldn't the sole purpose of pain be refuted, as the soul can not be damaged as the body can? Anywho, if Hell is indeed real and I am in error then I would probably just make the best of it. And after a thousand years or so, I would like to think that my soul-body-thing would adapt to pain and take no notice of it. At that point, I would write a book on the similarities between God and Hitler and inspire everyone to help me build a tower to heaven, or something like that.

Originally Posted by Truth Paradox

Hah! I like your response, sir.

Thanks.

Originally Posted by Truth Paradox

I thought that pain was due to the nervous system sending a response to the brain that our body is being harmed in some way. In light of that fact, if our "soul" is everlasting and indestructible, (and if the soul contains a nervous system), then wouldn't the sole purpose of pain be refuted, as the soul can not be damaged as the body can?

That is another aspect of the absurdity of the concept. What are people doing with bodies and nervous systems when they are dead? Are they given fire proof new ones that will never deteriorate just so they can be tortured forever? I think that would mean God did not exactly do the best job he could in the creation process.

Originally Posted by Truth Paradox

At that point, I would write a book on the similarities between God and Hitler and inspire everyone to help me build a tower to heaven, or something like that.

If God created everything other than himself and knew that billions of humans would be tortured for eternity in that creation, he is infinitely more evil than Hitler.

I would say "Now how the hell did this get here?"

"Damn, they were right after all."

either that or

"It's just a dream." *pinches nose*

Ah fuck.

Simple yet to the point =]

I'd be like... "Fuck, I'm really fucked now! Why did I end up here? whatever the fuck happened to the mercyfull god?".

I don't believe in God, Satan or Heaven. All is made up by man.

While I don't think he cares what you call him, whether it be God or Allah [as long as you acknowledge him], if it turns out he did and I went to Hell for knowing him by the name of God, I would probably tell him that he should have made me a psychic. What an unfair God that would be.
Thankfully the God I know isn't a complete ass hole. =)

I have thought about "what if I was being judged the same time a friend or a complete stranger did and I was allowed into Heaven but they wern't. If I God said, they can go to Heaven but you have to take their place in Hell." would I do it? everything in me wants to say yes. I think i say that becasue my personal belief is so strong I don't believe that God would ever let that happen to me. What if you were given the choice to take teh place of someone else so that they wouldn't have to suffer that?

I'd say YO SATAN WHERE'S THE PARTY AT