Thread: What would you say if you ended up in hell?

So sex is evil, right?

Originally Posted by AlienDiplomat

So sex is evil, right?

Unmarried sex is. Or sex with a condom. Or anything that isn't the missionary position.
That's right, doggy style gets you a one way ticket to Hell.

Originally Posted by AlienDiplomat

So sex is evil, right?

It's a well-known fact that the church has sought to sexually repress people by demonizing masturbation, porn, unmarried sex etc. You know what? I bet the world would be a lot less fucked up if it was written in the bible that Jesus had sexual relationships with many women throughout his journey. Then perhaps "holy rollers" wouldn't try and hold themselves to such dumb ass "holier than thou" standards just because they haven't beat off or flicked their beans for 30 years.

Mary Magdalene was left out because they didn't want it to look like the only woman Jesus could get was a prostitute.

Originally Posted by Heavy Sleeper

Mary Magdalene was left out because they didn't want it to look like the only woman Jesus could get was a prostitute.

Nowhere. In the bible. Does it state or allude to. That Mary Magdalene. Was a prostitute.

That was the Catholic Church seeking to suppress Mary's importance in Jesus' life. The Catholic church back peddled years ago and said that Mary was not in fact a prostitute. To make this perfectly clear, they also had her declared a saint.

Originally Posted by BLUELINE976

Maybe that's why they left out a rather large part of Jesus' life...You know, everything after his birth but before he was ~30 years old?

Basically, Jesus was getting it in.

I wouldn't of cared if he fucked women while here. If anything he would have been seen as more relateable by human standards than some pompous "I can't do wrong" figure of worship.

Originally Posted by Jeff777

It's a well-known fact that the church has sought to sexually repress people by demonizing masturbation, porn, unmarried sex etc.

Circumcision ruined my life. =(

Originally Posted by AlienDiplomat

Circumcision ruined my life. =(

Why do you let it? Most women don't really care, and studies have shown that male orgasms typically differ by very little. If it really bugs you, there is something called foreskin restoration that'll fix it right up.

Originally Posted by Mario92

Why do you let it? Most women don't really care, and studies have shown that male orgasms typically differ by very little. If it really bugs you, there is something called foreskin restoration that'll fix it right up.

I appreciate the sentiment and don't mean to thread hijack. Unfortunately, this misconception has been debunked by modern science. Plus - I - care.

Up to 60% of the sensitive nerves involved in pleasure and tactile control are completely removed forever. It isn't just skin, its where most male sensation actually resides, and where much of the intimacy of lovemaking occurs, which is about much more than finally orgasm. The procedure you talk about I have looked into, and it just puts plain skin over it which is essentially just making things worse, more unnatural, and is just really gross in general.

I seriously wonder what religious lunatic ever imagined doing such a thing was a good idea, or what doctor with any integrity in their Hippocratic oath would not see amputating the primary sexual function of a defenseless child, removing what nature evolved over millions of years, was somehow "not doing harm."

I would suspect it was more about forcing you to suffer in sex except for puritanical "sex is evil" procreation, and to create defeated slaves, as is most of that horrible religious crap mankind still suffers with. I find it telling we so readily condemn a similar mutilation performed on infant girls in third world countries, yet close to 80% of America babies had this done to them as recently as the 1980s.

Sorry, again. I just don't have anyone I can talk to about it. And while girls might not care, my fiance certainly noticed. It is what inevitably caused us to drift apart. I'm glad for those who are able to overcome and find some peace in spite of what these despicable tyrants do to us every day, as infants who can't even defend themselves.

Back on topic... Hey, this post was actually an answer to the OP! Because I feel like I already am... And this is what I'm saying.

God, that's terrible. Sorry about that, man.

As for staying on topic, "Cool, that girl I like said she'd have sex with me the day this place freezes over!"

Originally Posted by Jeff777

It's a well-known fact that the church has sought to sexually repress people by demonizing masturbation, porn, unmarried sex etc. You know what? I bet the world would be a lot less fucked up if it was written in the bible that Jesus had sexual relationships with many women throughout his journey. Then perhaps "holy rollers" wouldn't try and hold themselves to such dumb ass "holier than thou" standards just because they haven't beat off or flicked their beans for 30 years.

Maybe that's why they left out a rather large part of Jesus' life...You know, everything after his birth but before he was ~30 years old?

Basically, Jesus was getting it in.