Understand and accept before it's too late
7000 years ago, Fulovshiit found our planet and through genetic coding created the first man, Dumprofet. He gave Dumprofet a book and told him to write of His divine plan for our lives and told him of 20 prophecies of his son, Girkov, who would come down and die. They would know His son by the fulfilling of the propecies. And when Girkov comes He will be killed as a false prophet, and His body, when void of life, will release a genetically modified strand of DNA that would allow our minds, and all minds born after, to grasp the notion of a supreme being. But only in believing in the good book of Fulovshiit and consciously accepting Girkov's sacrifice, will the gene activate to allow the human body to live forever in another dimension with Fulovshiit and his followers. However, if this gene is not activated by the time of bodily death, then your chance of eternity is snuffed out.
Fulovshiit loves us all very much, but He didn't want to make it too easy, so he put things here to confuse us. Each new scientific discovery will test the belief of His creations. Every miracle He performs will be done before any evidence could be proven for it; every miracle in the time of modern day man will be so minor as to be attributable to something else, such as chance. Fulovshiit wants a personal relationship with his followers as well in which he will be able to communicate to them through a form of telepathy after activation of the special gene. This will be how you know Him and His plan.
Don't you want to live forever???? Accept him, or die!
Don't shoot the messenger.
PS. Does anyone have any kids they would like to experiment with by bringing them up in the faith of Fulovshiit and see if they honestly believe he is talking to them through telepathy?
