Thread: Christianity Gone Wrong

wrong video, maybe

Originally Posted by Ynot

wrong video, maybe

LOL one sec
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Just your average Christian, so what?

Christianity went wrong way before that.

it was far better with the first video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZBA0SKmQy8

Definitely.

That's just crazy...

But still: I laughed out LOUD.

The Dark Side? Warrior? And she really got into it, didn't she? "They're not christians-ah!"

Beautiful... Especially the ending:
"and $20,000 to pay for the gastric bypass surgery that Margaret wanted...
upon further review Margaret decided to accept the money"

I can't tell you how much I'm agitated by this stuff, and still how much fun I've had watching the poor lady fuming about the dark side.

Oh, the beauty of religion...

(And No, folks, I'm not picking a fight here... It's IRONY (just out of precaution ))

That was hard to watch. Hilarious that she accepted the money after all that. Such a simple minded woman. Poor kids, must be embarassed.

maddness!!! hahahaha

Haha I remember seeing that. It's a shame her husband is probably morally opposed to divorce. "They're not christiaaaannn, oooOOOAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" But at least she's not a Phelps... different kind of crazy.

This is funny, but sad. Very, very sad. I feel bad for that poor woman - she has some serious issues that she needs to deal with. I know plenty of christians, and she's not normal.

Reminds me of Jesus Camp, actually, which is one of the best documentaries I've seen in a long time. Tons of people just like her, but most of them are little kids. Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c94b1_dx9Q8

LOL, that was the only episode of trading spouses that i made a point to watch. its funny but i think it fuels stereotypes...which fuels hatred and violence. so i dont know whether to laugh or to feel bad

That woman doesn't need god she needs a psychiatrist and of course that surgery she paid for with the dark side money.

Originally Posted by CryoDragoon

The Dark Side? Warrior?

My alligence is to the Bible! To Jesus!

People who refer to themselves as "warriors of god" frighten me in large numbers...

Why does she keep saying "In Jesus' name I pray"? She isn't praying! She's bitching and complaining about stuff That she follows.

For instance:

She says that astrology is evil.

w-t-f-?

She follows a book filled to the brim with astrological predictions, laws, and symbols.

What a dumb fuck. She should be shot

If those are god's warriors I've got my money on satan.....

Originally Posted by Rakjavik

If those are god's warriors I've got my money on satan.....

yeah i mean lets compare the average warrior eh?

You got this overweight guy....



Then you got some chaos warrior:



I KNOW WHO I GOT MY BIDS ON!!!!!

The chaos warrior, in case you were unsure..

Ha ha ha. Love the blood on the sword.

Check out this information I put together based on some research. All of these are gods in their religions, and were around (as you can tell) before Christ.

Egypt - 3000 BC

Horus
Born on dec 25th
born of virgin isis mary
star in the east
adorned by 3 kings
teacher at 12
baptized by anup/ministry at 30
had 12 discipiles
healed sick and walked on water
known as lamb of god, the light, good shepherd
was betrayed by typhon, crucified and ressurected in 3 days

Greece - 1200 BC

Attis of frigia
born of virgin nadon
born on dec 25th
placed in a tomb, ressurected after 3 days


India - 900 BC

Krishna
born of virgin devaki
star in east signaled coming
performed miracles
ressurected after his death

Greece - 500 BC

Dionysus
Born of a virgin
born on dec 25th
performed miracles and turned water into wine
was known as king of kings, alpha and omega
ressurected after his death

Persia - 1200 BC

Mithra
Born of a virgin on dec 25th
had 12 disciples and performed miracles
dead for 3 days, ressurected
referred to as the truth and the light
the sacred day to worship mithra was sunday

Noticing a pattern yet?

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Check out this information I put together based on some research. All of these are gods in their religions, and were around (as you can tell) before Christ.

Egypt - 3000 BC

Horus
Born on dec 25th
born of virgin isis mary
star in the east
adorned by 3 kings
teacher at 12
baptized by anup/ministry at 30
had 12 discipiles
healed sick and walked on water
known as lamb of god, the light, good shepherd
was betrayed by typhon, crucified and ressurected in 3 days

Greece - 1200 BC

Attis of frigia
born of virgin nadon
born on dec 25th
placed in a tomb, ressurected after 3 days


India - 900 BC

Krishna
born of virgin devaki
star in east signaled coming
performed miracles
ressurected after his death

Greece - 500 BC

Dionysus
Born of a virgin
born on dec 25th
performed miracles and turned water into wine
was known as king of kings, alpha and omega
ressurected after his death

Persia - 1200 BC

Mithra
Born of a virgin on dec 25th
had 12 disciples and performed miracles
dead for 3 days, ressurected
referred to as the truth and the light
the sacred day to worship mithra was sunday

Noticing a pattern yet?

You got that from the series of videos posted here.

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

You got that from the series of videos posted here.

Good try, wrong answer, info's from the movie zeitgeist.

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Good try, wrong answer, info's from the movie zeitgeist.

Ah, well the same information is provided. And then some. BD also posted this in R/S.

Is it possible she is psychophrenic?

Originally Posted by grasshoppa

Is it possible she is psychophrenic?

...Is it possible she is a fat dumbfuck?

Well thar ya go now ya see. Wherever we go and whenever we go....we got's ta have a Savior. Doesn't matter if it was 5000 years ago or now.