First you cretons decide (after centuries) to take away pluto's planet status, then you get together and set our times back, and now you want to put us in the year 2514?! When it's my turn to do something drastic to the history of the earth...i'm going to add an extra month to the summer holiday so we can have 3 month vacations.

p.s. 3 & 4, I think things should stay the way they are...too much change could throw us back into the dark ages.