 Originally Posted by Belisarius
Church services, especially Catholic Masses, are really exercises in mass insanity. You do things that you would normally never do openly. You sing publicly, you pray publicly, and recite oaths together. You stand up and sit down based on arbitrary rituals, and you watch what is suposedy the "transubstatiation" of a piece of bread and some wine into what is the body and blood of a man who died over 2000 years ago and then miraculously rose into the mystical realm of heaven. If you look at it from an impartial perspective it is completely and utterly ridiculous.
Well... to be fair, if you look at anything from an impartial perspective (e.g. that of aliens haha), it can be weird. Like, try describing sleep to someone who doesn't know what it is. Every night, you lie down on some platform, and are rendered unconscious for about 8 hours, during which you recharge your tired body and brain. That's right out of a sci-fi movie.
But your point is well-taken. Even back in my catholic days, the first thing that started to bother me was the arbitrary ritual stuff. We're sitting, we're standing, we're sitting, we're standing, we're... kneeling (that was always a pleasant change of pace), we're standing... now we're lining up to eat styrofoam, like a pack of dogs yearning for a treat... and the priest always got this massively huge piece he had to break in two to fit into his mouth, while we little people who NEED the carbs from all the legwork, got the crappy little pieces.
Er... anyway... yeah, but not all sermons are the same. I went to a more "general christian" one (not sure what it was... basically not catholic hehe), and it was a lot more pleasant. Definitely less "moves" to learn. Then there's the other style, which I haven't been to, but I've heard from outside when the doors are closed (which says plenty about it). I call it the "James Hetfield" sermon, cause the preacher is real loudAH, and talksAH likeAH James HetfieldAH singsAH. You know the kind, they make the "Praise" in "Praise the lord" sound like it has way more syllables than it actually needs (prayayseAH).
To end this on a happy, less evil note, I go back to my belief that spirituality, be it religious or not, ought to be a personal thing. It's YOUR relationship with God. And even then, it's nice that people can come together as a community around this common thing they share (the details of which are NOT common, since everyone is different). But again, the ritual aspects of it are kind of bleh, for the lack of a better term. You wouldn't dance the YMCA every morning to show your wife you love her (or at least, you wouldn't marry someone insane enough to require that), so why would you treat your love of god with such superficiality, when it ought to be so much more? Just my .02...
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