Thread: What Religion Are You

I believe god is my cat Abdul.
All praise Abdul the cat, or He shell sit in your lap, and ye shell not be able to move of fear of waking Him up, and remain like that for all eternity!

Despite the obvious ridiculousness of your claims, I will not question them for the reason that you have disclaimed them to be your "religious" beliefs, and they are therefore equally valid as all religious claims inherently are. For this reason I will tiptoe cautiously around the situation for fear that I will be portrayed as disrespectful, to the point of even suppressing my claims of the contrary for that same reason.

Originally Posted by Mark75

Despite the obvious ridiculousness of your claims, I will not question them for the reason that you have disclaimed them to be your "religious" beliefs, and they are therefore equally valid as all religious claims inherently are. For this reason I will tiptoe cautiously around the situation for fear that I will be portrayed as disrespectful, to the point of even suppressing my claims of the contrary for that same reason.
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I totally agree. Also, if the followers of Abdul wish to sacrifice un-sedated dogs by burning them alive, it is their right to practice their religion, and we should totally ignore it.

Originally Posted by dodobird

I believe god is my cat Abdul.
All praise Abdul the cat, or He shell sit in your lap, and ye shell not be able to move of fear of waking Him up, and remain like that for all eternity!
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Can I change my vote?

Originally Posted by sloth

Can I change my vote?
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I just asked Him, and He said maeeerrrrrrrrr, which means in Cat "Time for my supper". This wasn't much help but on earlier occasions He said that what you believe in your heart is what really counts.