Thread: Our Beloved Boris (aka Nirvana aka D.Jenkins) part deux

Well, you never know

I mean, it's a crazy universe out there and I'm sure if they're out there their probably among us 8) Earth seems like a shitty place to come though.. society anyway, it's a pretty planet otherwise.

Well if it's true, then we at least have proof of unintelligent life out there. ~

LOL

If that's true, it's fucking hilarious

If it's not, it's fucking hilarious

That explains a whole lot. From another planet? On a different frequency? Okay, Boris.

yeah ok very funny.

Heres something I found funny.

Originally posted by Boris
yeah ok very funny.

Heres something I found funny.

You are always so responsive. Now tell us about that planet and the thing about wavelength.

By the way, I was thoroughly shocked by the part about not having any friends. I just can't figure out why that would be. You are a wonderful person. I can't imagine anyone not wanting to spend tons of time around you and your beautiful personality. ( )

You know, when I first signed onto this Page, Nirvanastarseed, was almost normal... coming to me with normal problems and asking normal advise. But then almost suddenly he began to seem almost delusional. He started to assume he could give ME advice! Well!

What puffed up his head, I believe, is that he found a few people even younger than himself, if that is possible, who agreed to support his delusion and treat him as something of a Guru.

One should never flatter an Intellectual. It just encourages them to set themselves up as the most sickly and pretentious of Gurus. I try to protect myself from just such dangers by daily posting arguments that nobody on God's Green Earth would think of flattering me for. By being so thoroughly obnoxious I have managed to successfully chase away all such disciples and devotees. And it certainly helps the quality of my narrative, as arguing and contending is so much more interesting then trying to continue some sweet sludge of agreement and accord. What possibly of interest can be said to somebody whom one agrees with?

But poor Nirvanastarseed. He has found some poor miserable souls whose egoes he sooths and feeds, and who sooth and feed his own ego in return. It is veritably a cancer of intellectual and spiritual dysfunctionality.

You are always so responsive. Now tell us about that planet and the thing about wavelength[/b]

Ok. time for a bedtime story. Once upon a time there was some people who came to earth from another planet that wanted to invade it. And started to abduct them after a dodgy agreement with the government for some technology of some sort. But then they got cheeky and did not tell the government about a few animal and expecially human mutilations. Underground bases and hybrid genetic modications. An lazer wave DNA technology mind control. The government realized they got f****k by the intelligence of it. When they realized the aliens where not listening to a word they said and had other plans. They couldn't do sh*t and so decided to keep it a little secret. The planet they came from was called hell. And the Ufos were demons of transports seeking to confuse and screw around with mankind. Creating all kinds of illusions and tricks. The moon Which was thought to be a planet, actually was an artificial hollowed out ship created some time ago that they drove around like a spaceship when they arrived here quite some time ago. Before this period there planet was destroyed. They studied the people and their behaviour infiltrated their society. Inbreed with them to keep themself alive. Lived underground and out of sight with their invisible Ufos and extreme intellignce. And all the while kept themself very hidden and a part of what people thought was normal. Many children went missing and never came back because of the insanely painful genetic experiments and underground prisions, and mutilations which could happen to anyone. The end. Sleep tight children.

Originally posted by Boris

You are always so responsive. Now tell us about that planet and the thing about wavelength

Ok. time for a bedtime story. Once upon a time there was some people who came to earth from another planet that wanted to invade it. And started to abduct them after a dodgy agreement with the government for some technology of some sort. But then they got cheeky and did not tell the government about a few animal and expecially human mutilations. Underground bases and hybrid genetic modications. An lazer wave DNA technology mind control. The government realized they got f****k by the intelligence of it. When they realized the aliens where not listening to a word they said and had other plans. They couldn't do sh*t and so decided to keep it a little secret. The planet they came from was called hell. And the Ufos were demons of transports seeking to confuse and screw around with mankind. Creating all kinds of illusions and tricks. The moon Which was thought to be a planet, actually was an artificial hollowed out ship created some time ago that they drove around like a spaceship when they arrived here quite some time ago. Before this period there planet was destroyed. They studied the people and their behaviour infiltrated their society. Inbreed with them to keep themself alive. Lived underground and out of sight with their invisible Ufos and extreme intellignce. And all the while kept themself very hidden and a part of what people thought was normal. Many children went missing and never came back because of the insanely painful genetic experiments and underground prisions, and mutilations which could happen to anyone. The end. Sleep tight children.



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And you are one of those asshole aliens? I agree with the first part of that description.

No it was a joke and pictures courtesy of Godlikeproductions.

Originally posted by universal mind
That explains a whole lot. From another planet? On a different frequency? Okay, Boris.

I did not write that

I rarely venture into this forum, but all I have to say about this is:

Originally posted by InTheMoment
Well if it's true, then we at least have proof of unintelligent life out there. ~

I'm sure he's just a kid with an anal probe fucking up his brain.

http://h1.ripway.com/KK1214/99Untitled.wma

U know, if he was from another planet, he never really explained how he got to earth anyway. He doesn't post here anymore, does me?

Originally posted by AirRick101
U know, if he was from another planet, he never really explained how he got to earth anyway. *He doesn't post here anymore, does me?

He had suddenly gotten better than the rest of us.

As I said earlier, he had found a few 'devotees' who agreed to flatter him endlessly and pump up his ego. All of us were not showing him nearly the same 'respect'. He preferred to keep in the company and conversation of those who were entirely dedicated to indulging him.

I would like to think that I would be immune to such influences myself, but I have been so seldom flattered in my life, that I hardly know how I would react to it. But it would be more easily attained by those who so make it a point to be politically correct, and who avoid judgments, criticisms, and dip all of their ideas into something of a sugar-coating. Such superficial 'niceness' earns a great deal of flattery and respect from those who are intellectually ill-equiped to discern anything significantly deeper. Nirvanastarseed was nurturing a following of Idiots, and really should have applied some sense of proportion before becoming so proud that he could so easily fool a pack of obvious fools. It should have told him something that I, an old friend, though sympathetic to his broader concerns, was still largely unimpressed by his particular philosophic and religious scope and teachings. One should never set one's self up as a Guru until one has the approval and endorcement of one's own Teachers. His self-assertion amounts to something of a Theft of the status he would claim for himself. If other Teachers and Gurus would reject him from their Fraternity, then it scarcely matters that he can manipulate and indulge a target audiance of idiots into pretending to exalt himself. Respect is preferrable if it comes from above, not below

Originally posted by Leo Volont


He had suddenly gotten better than the rest of us.

As I said earlier, he had found a few 'devotees' who agreed to flatter him endlessly and pump up his ego. All of us were not showing him nearly the same 'respect'. He preferred to keep in the company and conversation of those who were entirely dedicated to indulging him.

No one really respects boris... he's just a prankster.

Originally posted by Neruo


No one really respects boris... he's just a prankster.

You flatter Boris too much by having that video footage of him in your sig. It looks like his life of being fake on the internet keeps him pretty amused.