the location of God's penis

[Universal Mind]

It's Friday night, and I just had a Friday night thought. After revealing the truth of God's creation to some of my friends, I decided to let y'all be the next to know... God is absolutely everywhere, right? And he is a man, right? So he has a penis, right? Okay. ALL of God is everywhere, and not like his hand here and his foot over there, right? All of God is everywhere. Therefore, his penis is up your ass. Right? And his balls are in your mouth. Now, his penis is up your ass, while at the same time, it is in Britney Spears' vagina. So when you meet Britney Spears, you can truthfully tell her, "Something that is up my ass is also in your vagina." I say write her a letter.

[Gwendolyn]

That's a pretty deep thought, there. Lol.

[Nirvana Starseed]

God is absolutely everywhere, right? And he is a man, right? So he has a penis, right?[/b] As you said gods everywhere. If you insist on this particular form. You could say that is a part of god. Okay. ALL of God is everywhere, and not like his hand here and his foot over there, right?[/b] Not sure what your talking about here. A persons hand and foot could be considered a part of god. All of God is everywhere. Therefore, his penis is up your ass. Right? And his balls are in your mouth. [/b] A part of god is, If you let a guy do this to you. Now, his penis is up your ass, while at the same time, it is in Britney Spears' vagina.[/b] For this statement to be true, as amazinly pointless and perhaps disturbing for some as it is, the following must take place. 1)You get britney and a guys approval, which probally would not be easy. 2) This particular guy manages to do both you and britney at the same time in this way, which also would not be easy, nor in my opinion desirable, even if it does allow you to write to her a letter about it. why you contemplate these things, I have no idea. but If this is your friday night thought, I suggest not posting a sunday night thought.

[Universal Mind]

Nirvana, you just dodged a very important question. You went off on a tangent about some alternative scenario. You didn't analyze specifically mine. So tell me directly about the scenario I described. Did I say anything that is not true? But first, you need to convince me that God's balls are not in your mouth.

[Nirvana Starseed]

What very important question are you talking about? So tell me directly about the scenario I described[/b] How could I tell you any more directly about this. What do you not understand. you need to convince me that God's balls are not in your mouth.[/b] Since I am not homosexual, I have never desired this. No-ones balls have ever being in my mouth. Why you suddenly feel the need for me to convince you of this is beyond me. You have clearly stated in the past with me that you do not believe in "god" or "intelligent design" And debated against the definition and concept of this in general. So why you are suddenly calling everything god is also beyond me.

[kimpossible]

Look, moron, if he's "everywhere" and up your ass and in your mouth can both be defined as "somewhere" (and I assure you in English, a language you clearly don't comprehend, they can be so defined) - then god would per-force be up your ass and in your mouth. And he would consequently be simultaneously spearing Ms. Spears. Damn would you be frightening if you had a second active braincell.

[spoon]

Originally posted by nirvana No-ones balls have ever being in my mouth. Why you suddenly feel the need for me to convince you of this is beyond me. I have a related proof that might apply here: God is infinite God is male, Therefore god has balls By definition, every part of god must therefore be infinite (as finite+ finite != infinite) Infinity encompasses everything Therefore everything is god's balls Technically any time anything goes into your mouth, its balls. But then again, your mouth is balls too. So its not like balls going into your mouth, its more that everything is just god rubbing his balls together. Ahh, the absurdity of infinity.

[Krrish]

See... I want to tell something. I will try to express it with my limited knowledge in English. If Air is every where it can be in Britney's face and Your face. Does that has significance ? We know that Water ( H2O ) is everywhere. Britney and You will be bathing in water. Does that make any sense ? Similar is the case with GOD. You cant visualise the physical existence of GOD everywhere. See by saying GOD is every where. It means that You are god, I am god, Dogs cats, ur Britney and everyone is GOD. I think God is neither male nor female. I cant say or feel god with my limited senses and dimensions. God is self-evident, impersonal, omniscient, the Knower and the Master of nature, the Lord of all. He is behind all worship and it is being done according to Him, whether we know it or not. All that is real in me is God; all that is real in God is I. The gulf between God and me is thus bridged. Thus by knowing God, we find that the kingdom of heaven is within us.[/b] Look upon every man, woman, and everyone as God. You cannot help anyone, you can only serve: serve the children of the Lord, serve the Lord Himself, if you have the privilege.

[R.Carter]

LMAOWAMOGB! (laughing my ass off with a mouthfull of God balls)

[kimpossible]

Korothism, That's a good point with one failing to your analogy: god is defined by the theists here as a single entity with some form of consciousness. I'm presuming you'll agree that air and water are neither a single entity nor do they have any consciousness.

[Krrish]

I used the air annd water example to start my post in an interesting manner. I dont say God is Air or Water !

[Ex Nine]

It's really interesting how many Indians use the word "God" out of its European context. I wonder who started this... was it European missionaries, Indian counter-missionaries, or an accident with translation? Nothing wrong with that, though. The concept is already naturally befuddling.

[Universal Mind]

Originally posted by korothism See... I want to tell something. I will try to express it with my limited knowledge in English. If Air is every where it can be in Britney's face and Your face. *Does that has significance ? We know that Water ( H2O ) is everywhere. Britney and You will be bathing in water. Does that make any sense ? Similar is the case with GOD. You cant visualise the physical existence of GOD everywhere. See by saying GOD is every where. It means that You are god, I am god, Dogs cats, ur Britney and everyone is GOD. I think God is neither male nor female. I cant say or feel god with my limited senses and dimensions. * God is self-evident, impersonal, omniscient, the Knower and the Master of nature, the Lord of all. He is behind all worship and it is being done according to Him, whether we know it or not. All that is real in me is God; all that is real in God is I. The gulf between God and me is thus bridged. Thus by knowing God, we find that the kingdom of heaven is within us. Look upon every man, woman, and everyone as God. You cannot help anyone, you can only serve: serve the children of the Lord, serve the Lord Himself, if you have the privilege.[/b] Water is not everywhere, and neither is air. There is space between the molecules that compose air, and you can look around and see plenty of places where there is not water. Only about 70% of Britney Spears is water. The non-water molecules of Britney are completely devoid of water, as are the spaces between her molecules. Also (as Kim said), the term "water", just like "air", refers to a type of thing, not a single entity. The water that is in Lake Michigan is not the same water that is in the Red Sea. But the God that is supposedly in Lake Michigan is supposed to be the God that is in the Red Sea. The God penis that is supposed to be up NirvanaStarseed's ass is supposed to be the same as the God penis that is in Britney Spears as we speak. I am looking forward to getting Awaken's take on this.

[Awaken4e1]

Non-sequitur

[Universal Mind]

Originally posted by Awaken4e1 Non-sequitur I knew you would say something to that effect, but your response's vagueness is a travesty of logic. Explain why you reason that my conclusion does not follow from the premise, or else how the premise is flawed. Your argument does not even have a premise. Let's see what you can come up with when you put out intellectual effort and not just mindless propaganda.

[Awaken4e1]

Originally posted by Universal Mind I knew you would say something to that effect, but your response's vagueness is a travesty of logic. Explain why you reason that my conclusion does not follow from the premise, or else how the premise is flawed. Your argument does not even have a premise. Let's see what you can come up with when you put out intellectual effort and not just mindless propaganda. Non-Sequitur - As the definition states – An inference that does not follow as the logical results of what has preceded it. As have are all other of your posts to me 'they have not followed the preceded topic I have stated. They have not kept a consistent train of thought throughout. You just bringing the same tired inference into every thread I state. And you will continue to until you get what you want. Good Luck with that

[Nirvana Starseed]

Originally posted by kim+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(kim)</div> god is defined by the theists here as a single entity with some form of consciousness.[/b] Since God is everywhere and everything. A single entity with some form of consciousness consists of this everything. Its just you don't seem to have the intelligence to understand this concept. Originally posted by kim@ air and water are neither a single entity nor do they have any consciousness. Your nose which you have a hard time seeing past has no consciousness and is not a single entity. But it is part of you, isn't it einstein. Same with air being a part of god. <!--QuoteBegin-Spoon Therefore everything is god's balls You are using the oneness princible, or the holographic universal princible. To label all that is. To a definite particular form or object. In this case "balls". In reality everything that makes up matter is the same stuff. Everything is this building block. The building block is not gods balls. That is just one result FROM the building block of matter. Which at its essence is the same as everthing. This is why it is not accurate to say everything is such and such picture. Because everything will only always be what it has been at its foundation. A painting is only colors. As the picture manifests it is just the colors behind that picture not the picture itself, that creates that illusion. If you see a picture of a mountain in a painting you don't say the colors are mountains. You say the mountains in the picture are made up of colors. Universal Mind you have not replied, what did you not understand about my post. It was very clear and direct comment on what you had posted. Yet for some reason you consider it irrelevant. I suggest that is because you see an illusion about this concept, that does not exist. And the reason you think I am missing something is because you are imagining something that is not there. I have explained why.

[kimpossible]

Unfortunately for you, you're in so much pain from god's dick up your ass (and here I thought it was a stick. . .), that you fail to see you validated the original premise. Unfortunately for awaken, he's just too stupid to appreciate that, in fact, the only non-sequitur here has been his post.

[Nirvana Starseed]

Originally posted by kim+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(kim)</div> you fail to see you validated the original premise[/b] Yes the original point that Korothism was making, which you claimed had a failing point in its analogy. That's If you understand what we are talking about. Surely you understand the point of your own post, as you wrote it. responding to..... Originally posted by Korothism@ We know that Water ( H2O ) is everywhere. [just as gods balls]Britney and You will be bathing in water. [just as you and britney having gods balls in them] Does that make any sense ? <!--QuoteBegin-kim Korothism That's a good point with one failing to your analogy: god is defined by the theists here as a single entity with some form of consciousness. I'm presuming you'll agree that air and water are neither a single entity nor do they have any consciousness. because you say air and water does not have consiousness and is not an entity that Korothism point is inaccurate, having "One failing point" I just explained to you why your the one with the failing point, going against what Korothism was saying, by stating air and water everywhere is different to saying gods balls is everywhere. Overall my advice to you is stay away from topics you cannot understand, I would rather no response than a goo goo gar gar one. Make sure you get your warm bottle of milk delivered tonight. And you know how difficult it is to sleep without that dummy. So don't play around in the kitty litter and lose it again. Stop playing around with that flingshot too, its getting everyone irritated when something keeps hitting them on the ass, (your posts) [Generally irritating because of your mistaking stupidity for wisdom, and wisdom for stupidity. Labelling the evolved unevolved, and the unevolved evolved.] my nickname for you is now numbass. P.S Your signature could very well be at the top of my list for. "people who try and write something smart and useful, when they just arn't"

[Howie]

Well one good thing about this Religion/Spirutuality Forum is finding out the personality traits of some members. *The true assholes shine as bright as the sun.

[Nirvana Starseed]

Howe if you are in any way refering to myself. I assure you I am the same on all forums. I will not act differently because I am merely in a different subject area. I am harsh towards those who deserve it. It's only fair. God does not bring you to her/his status, handing you everything on a platter. Naturally you earn your life and your glory. If you don't earn these things you cannot possibly expect to have them.

[Ex Nine]

[quote]Well one good thing about this Religion/Spirutuality Forum is finding out the personality traits of some members. *The true assholes shine as bright as the sun. Yeah, especially when the sun is God and fake.

[kimpossible]

What part of "ORIGINAL premise" did you not understand?

[Nirvana Starseed]

Just because you use words that do not fit the context of the discussion, does not make you any more intelligent. nor does it even make you look more intelligent. Even if you think they sound good. numbass. Discuss things properly and stay on topic to the discussion.I fear it is asking a bit much from you.

[Rakkantekimusouka]

Hrmmm...I'm not sure God could manifest a penis...hmmm...nope.