Thread: the location of God's penis

Originally posted by Nirvana Starseed

I do not believe in souls, so I think my body with a penis is what I am.

You don't believe you have a soul, and when your body dies you believe you are finished and cease to exist for eternity. You consider yourself to be little more than a body with a penis that runs according to chemical reactions in a robotic like manner, that is not under your control.

Sux to be you......[/b]

No it doesn't. You should leave your body and try it some time.

It must suck to think the entirety of existence is in the hands of some strange conscious being that could rape you for eternity and then say, "Oh, because of free will." How much do you trust that thing?

Originally posted by Universal Mind
It must suck to think the entirety of existence is in the hands of some strange conscious being that could rape you for eternity and then say, \"Oh, because of free will.

I agree

I enjoyed reading your post. Any influx of alternate perspective is
worth taking the time to read in hopes of gaining credible knowledge.
I think your ideas are well composed and lucidly stated. That said,
it also came across as an eloquent character assesment of UM
and nothing more. You allude to higher understanding existing for
those who seek it out, yet here we all are seeking without any answers
that pertain to our lives at this time. If you've read the "Post Your Path"
thread you already know that most atheists here evolved from religious
backgrounds and are more against the ideas of the church than anything else.
I personally would have no problem with being proven wrong . If your GPS
coordinates led me to Gods balls; his actual balls mind you, no metaphors,
than how could I deny God ? But they wouldn't. So I live my life happily,
with plenty of purpose and no hole in my vessel.
You contend that UM being an adversary to theists in this forum proves
the existence of God. It does not. That theory can be applied to the existence
of a " consciousness as enlightened as you are darkened ", but that person
is a missionary or a nun, not God. I'd love for you to "open our eyes". I don't
think that will happen , though.

Edit: This post was in response to ptahsokars last post which seems to have dissapeared while I was composing this. I'll leave it just in case he returns it.

There are other variables we need to consider regarding God's penis.

How about displacement, velocity, and acceleration for starters.

Those include both magnitude and direction, remember.

Originally posted by Ex Nine
There are other variables we need to consider regarding God's penis.

How about displacement, velocity, and acceleration for starters.

Those include both magnitude and direction, remember.

And let's not forget the angle of the dangle is equally proportional to the heat of the meat provided that the urge to surge remains constant.

Totally constant.

Originally posted by R.Carter
This post was in response to ptahsokars last post which seems to have dissapeared while I was composing this. I'll leave it just in case he returns it.

Sorry about that RC. I thought better of leaving that up.

I figured mathematically that I would get more accomplished if I didn't carry around the title "Cheif Ball Buster" so early in the game. What you read are indeed my feelings about UM, but I think its too early for a confrontation of that magnitude at this moment.

Perhaps later though.