Best when read with a thick hillbilly accent...

The Jesus Suit

Well, I made man
And Man done sinned.
So I beat him up good
But he did it agin.
I knew that he would,
And then I thought "Shoot!
It's time to dress up
In my Jesus Suit."


So I got me some bones
And some flesh and some blood.
Had it made by the best
And it fit pretty good.
Kinda tight round the chest
But I looked real cute,
All dressed up
In my Jesus Suit.


Then I came down to Earth
Walked around like a man.
Which I was, in a way
I don't quite understand.
Fully man, so they say,
With divine attributes.
Holy Gawd, wholly clothed
In my Jesus Suit.


Humans owed me a debt
And I wanted it paid.
Should I murder them all
Again? Nah... too depraved.
So to pay for The Fall
I was their substitute
And I got myself killed
In my Jesus Suit.


Pretty whack, dontcha think?
I know it don't make sense.
My accountant's on crack -
That's my only defense.
Anyways, I'll be back
- So objections are moot -
Soon as I get the blood stains
Outta my Jesus Suit.