If you could ask god..

**Dthoughts** · 10-18-2011 01:21 PM

Say, you are face to face with god. The almighty all-knowing omnipotent creator of the universe. And he tells you you can ask him ONE question. Not a request, just a question.
What would you ask?

**Ne-yo** · 10-18-2011 02:52 PM

Great topic.

I never actually thought about that. I believe most of the normal questions are found in the Bible i.e., Where did you come from? Why does evil exist? Why does suffering exist? Why allow the first human pair to sin? Why not stop all evil and sickness now?

I guess my question which isn't answered in the Bible would be. Why did you create the Human race?

**Alric** · 10-18-2011 05:35 PM

I would ask him to explain in great detail how the universe works.

**Scatterbrain** · 10-18-2011 07:17 PM

I'd ask god to explain how I could easily manipulate and exploit him.

**Xei** · 10-18-2011 11:09 PM

Why did you create smallpox? Can I talk to your supervisor?

**Dthoughts** · 10-19-2011 12:00 AM

Originally Posted by Xei

Why did you create smallpox? Can I talk to your supervisor?

You wasted it on ur first question.

Looked up the disease and i woke my neighbour when the first line on wikipedia said ; "Smallpox was an infectious disease unique to humans" haha

By the way this thread is made for you so i can absorb these questions. I will answer them later..

**Original Poster** · 10-18-2011 11:13 PM

Why u no like jews?

**ooflendoodle** · 10-18-2011 11:22 PM

Assuming this is the Christian god as is (I think) implied I would ask when the end of the world/second coming of Christ is, no actually I would ask how to cure all diseases, well I don't know something along those lines. (maybe I would ask for people to actually answer threads

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**Original Poster** · 10-19-2011 12:08 AM

Very well then here are my real questions, not to "god" but to you, or possibly to your unconscious.

Is the earth being protected by geomancy?

Who are the people of venus?

What happened in Atlantis?

Who are the Ananaki?

Are we the children of Sirius?

**NoDaniel** · 10-19-2011 12:16 AM

Why does he make people suffer?
Why aren't prayers answered quickly?
How was he here before the big bang?
What is your TRUE form?

**Dthoughts** · 10-19-2011 12:51 AM

This is just further evidence to me that i'm fit to be a comedian.

I wasn't seriously planning on answering any of these questions but since u asked, lol i tried. answers i have are part memory/rational part probably not god.

i asked:

Is the earth being protected by geomancy? blank (i never heared of geomancy)

Who are the people of venus? Goes blank,

What happened in Atlantis? blank , not sure what atlantis is either.

Who are the Ananaki? We are.(meaning, the thought that answered, we are) I proceeded to ask Ananaki the above questions and got blank.

Are we the children of Sirius? Yes.

I tend to only get answers to questions i already know the answer of, or have an opinion about. it's suprising how fast i get answers back and the honesty behind them. but i'm not sure about talking to the divine or channeling from somewhere. but that's just my experience i don't wanna shoot the gun and call all the channelers hoax or something, i just don't understand it and leave it open.

**Original Poster** · 10-19-2011 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by Dthoughts

This is just further evidence to me that i'm fit to be a comedian.

I wasn't seriously planning on answering any of these questions but since u asked, lol i tried. answers i have are part memory/rational part probably not god.

i asked:

Is the earth being protected by geomancy? blank (i never heared of geomancy)

Who are the people of venus? Goes blank,

What happened in Atlantis? blank , not sure what atlantis is either.

Who are the Ananaki? We are.(meaning, the thought that answered, we are) I proceeded to ask Ananaki the above questions and got blank.

Are we the children of Sirius? Yes.

I tend to only get answers to questions i already know the answer of, or have an opinion about. it's suprising how fast i get answers back and the honesty behind them. but i'm not sure about talking to the divine or channeling from somewhere. but that's just my experience i don't wanna shoot the gun and call all the channelers hoax or something, i just don't understand it and leave it open.

Cool I'll PM you some more that may be more in your realm to answer. I realized yes and no questions are important for this to work.

Have you ever tried channeling? You may have a knack for it. I'd just be careful, don't confuse every voice in your head for God. You never know what kind of influences are coming through.

**Dthoughts** · 10-25-2011 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by Omnis Dei

Cool I'll PM you some more that may be more in your realm to answer. I realized yes and no questions are important for this to work.

Have you ever tried channeling? You may have a knack for it. I'd just be careful, don't confuse every voice in your head for God. You never know what kind of influences are coming through.

Oh, i've been channeled trough.

Outside my own will tho, was very weird. I relate that to an experience with the Anima. I might try channeling later, right now it doesnt seem to work that well.

I've done some tests with my subconscious tho, where a guy would hold a coin in one of his hands, and keep randomly switching them behind his back. I would trust my intuition or even ask myself which hand it is. I woulden't get a response back in words just a feeling and hunge. Like, if it was left, the weight in my head would actually weigh a little to the left. In this way i had it correct litteraly 90% of the time.. Everyone else had 50% or less.

**EbbTide000** · 06-21-2015 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by Dthoughts

This is just further evidence to me that i'm fit to be a comedian.

I wasn't seriously planning on answering any of these questions but since u asked, lol i tried. answers i have are part memory/rational part probably not god.

i asked:

Is the earth being protected by geomancy? blank (i never heared of geomancy)

Who are the people of venus? Goes blank,

What happened in Atlantis? blank , not sure what atlantis is either.

Who are the Ananaki? We are.(meaning, the thought that answered, we are) I proceeded to ask Ananaki the above questions and got blank.

Are we the children of Sirius? Yes.

I tend to only get answers to questions i already know the answer of, or have an opinion about.

it's suprising how fast i get answers back and the honesty behind them. but i'm not sure about talking to the divine or channeling from somewhere.

but that's just my experience i don't wanna shoot the gun and call all the channelers hoax or something, i just don't understand it and leave it open.

I reccon this song is God telling "Pharrell Williams" how he (God feels) and a promise that when people choose to "merge with God" (channel God) this is how they will feel.

Lyrics to "Happy"

"Happy"

[Verse 1:]
It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
Sunshine she's here, you can take a break
I'm a hot air balloon that could go to space
With the air, like I don't care baby by the way

{Uh}

[Chorus:]
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

[Verse 2:]
Here come bad news talking this and that, yeah,
Well, give me all you got, and don't hold it back, yeah,
Well, I should probably warn you I'll be just fine, yeah,
No offense to you, don't waste your time
Here's why

[Chorus]

{Hey
Go
Uh}

[Bridge:]
(Happy)

Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down

My level's too high
Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down
I said (let me tell you now)
Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down
My level's too high
Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down
I said

[Chorus x2]

{Hey
Go
Uh}

(Happy)*[repeats]
Bring me down... can't nothing...
Bring me down... my level's too high...
Bring me down... can't nothing...
Bring me down, I said (let me tell you now)

[Chorus x2]

{Hey
C'mon}

At the end he (Pharrell Williams) says

"Thank you God, I forgot to say it earlier, but as you see, I'm at your service Lord"

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**TheBuddha** · 10-19-2011 02:14 AM

"If you created a rock you coudn't lift, could you lift it?"

**Seroquel** · 10-19-2011 12:42 PM

**tommo** · 10-19-2011 12:46 PM

Am I hallucinating?

**BobbyLance** · 10-19-2011 12:46 PM

Can we be free?

**IndieAnthias** · 10-19-2011 03:11 PM

Why's my g-spot up my butt?

**tommo** · 10-20-2011 12:42 AM

Originally Posted by IndieAnthias

Why's my g-spot up my butt?

HAHAHAHA DUDE! I was just thinking yesterday, about this thread, and I thought of asking the same thing! HAHA

**HeavySleeper** · 10-19-2011 03:26 PM

"Dear Lord, please give me the cheat codes from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out. I have been stuck on Bald Bull for four years. I tried left-left-up-B-dodge-uppercut, but it still knocks me out. And, you know, they say you're supposed to go right-B-up-dodge-left-uppercu....*laughs* Listen to me, telling you how to play the game."