Say, you are face to face with god. The almighty all-knowing omnipotent creator of the universe. And he tells you you can ask him ONE question. Not a request, just a question.
What would you ask?
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Say, you are face to face with god. The almighty all-knowing omnipotent creator of the universe. And he tells you you can ask him ONE question. Not a request, just a question.
What would you ask?
Great topic.
I never actually thought about that. I believe most of the normal questions are found in the Bible i.e., Where did you come from? Why does evil exist? Why does suffering exist? Why allow the first human pair to sin? Why not stop all evil and sickness now?
I guess my question which isn't answered in the Bible would be. Why did you create the Human race?
I would ask him to explain in great detail how the universe works.
I'd ask god to explain how I could easily manipulate and exploit him.
Why did you create smallpox? Can I talk to your supervisor?
Why u no like jews?
Assuming this is the Christian god as is (I think) implied I would ask when the end of the world/second coming of Christ is, no actually I would ask how to cure all diseases, well I don't know something along those lines. (maybe I would ask for people to actually answer threads :chuckle:)
You wasted it on ur first question. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Xei
Looked up the disease and i woke my neighbour when the first line on wikipedia said ; "Smallpox was an infectious disease unique to humans" haha
By the way this thread is made for you so i can absorb these questions. I will answer them later..
Very well then here are my real questions, not to "god" but to you, or possibly to your unconscious.
Is the earth being protected by geomancy?
Who are the people of venus?
What happened in Atlantis?
Who are the Ananaki?
Are we the children of Sirius?
Why does he make people suffer?
Why aren't prayers answered quickly?
How was he here before the big bang?
What is your TRUE form?
This is just further evidence to me that i'm fit to be a comedian. :P I wasn't seriously planning on answering any of these questions but since u asked, lol i tried. answers i have are part memory/rational part probably not god.
i asked:
Is the earth being protected by geomancy? blank (i never heared of geomancy)
Who are the people of venus? Goes blank,
What happened in Atlantis? blank , not sure what atlantis is either.
Who are the Ananaki? We are.(meaning, the thought that answered, we are) I proceeded to ask Ananaki the above questions and got blank.
Are we the children of Sirius? Yes.
I tend to only get answers to questions i already know the answer of, or have an opinion about. it's suprising how fast i get answers back and the honesty behind them. but i'm not sure about talking to the divine or channeling from somewhere. but that's just my experience i don't wanna shoot the gun and call all the channelers hoax or something, i just don't understand it and leave it open.
"If you created a rock you coudn't lift, could you lift it?"
Am I hallucinating?
Can we be free?
Why's my g-spot up my butt?
"Dear Lord, please give me the cheat codes from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out. I have been stuck on Bald Bull for four years. I tried left-left-up-B-dodge-uppercut, but it still knocks me out. And, you know, they say you're supposed to go right-B-up-dodge-left-uppercu....*laughs* Listen to me, telling you how to play the game."
Cool I'll PM you some more that may be more in your realm to answer. I realized yes and no questions are important for this to work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dthoughts
Have you ever tried channeling? You may have a knack for it. I'd just be careful, don't confuse every voice in your head for God. You never know what kind of influences are coming through.
HAHAHAHA DUDE! I was just thinking yesterday, about this thread, and I thought of asking the same thing! HAHAQuote:
Originally Posted by IndieAnthias
What's next, pal? :)
"Why?"
Why haven't the majority of people figured out you're not to blame, for anything?
Unsure if that was in reference to me... but I wasn't "complaining" WHY GOD WHY, rather, just curious as to why... why everything :D
It wasn't.
I just re-read it. Makes a lot more sense.
Are you self aware?
I didn't think it could exist if it was self aware. Something about the way it can only react once it's observed, so if it were to ever react on its own it would no longer need to function, as the destiny of all life is to end. Through default it was simply self terminate ending everything that ever was.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spenner
I'm not sure about everything that ever will be, because I haven't figured out how the original source came into being, yet. I am sleepy.
Oh, i've been channeled trough. :P Outside my own will tho, was very weird. I relate that to an experience with the Anima. I might try channeling later, right now it doesnt seem to work that well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Omnis Dei
I've done some tests with my subconscious tho, where a guy would hold a coin in one of his hands, and keep randomly switching them behind his back. I would trust my intuition or even ask myself which hand it is. I woulden't get a response back in words just a feeling and hunge. Like, if it was left, the weight in my head would actually weigh a little to the left. In this way i had it correct litteraly 90% of the time.. Everyone else had 50% or less.
I'd just issue the terms of his surrender.
:roll: , i'd ask god why he wrote the bible and the koran
Can I ask you a question?
Are our souls eternal like you are? Or you created our souls and made us eternal?
can you destroy a soul? - dont say god can do anything! I dont see circles with corners possible in any type of existance, or him creating a stone he can not lift?
How do you know that I'm real?
I would ask him how he knows he's the highest and if there's something above him.
I would ask him this question. "God, will I one day be like you and remain my whole self, but at the same time be able to see and understand everything including you yourself?"
When will I meet my other half? Does she/he even exist?
What are the lotto numbers for the next 30 lotteries...
That whole thing on Earth...not funny.
Since you said it has to be a question, I would end with, "OK?"
Teach me how to dougie? :cheeky:
How did you come into being?
When I was young, I thought that God had parents.
A fifteen year old girl lived in the Mountains in a place called Kuranda (Aboriginal for "Meeting Place of the Spirits"). She lives in The Honey house at top of a mountain Road. One day, after dancing to this song, she went for a lie down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dthoughts
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THE 5TH DIMENSION - AQUARIUS - LET THE SUNSHINE IN
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I challenge you to watch this video
"Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In" (commonly called "The Age of Aquarius" or "Let the Sunshine In")
is a medley of two songs written for the 1967 movie Hair (...) released as a single by The 5th Dimension.
The song peaked at number one for six weeks on the U.S. Billboard (Hot 100 pop singles) chart in the spring of 1969.
The single became the first medley to top the American pop charts and was eventually certified platinum in the U.S. by the RIAA
Lyrics
When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
Age of Aquarius
Aquarius!
Aquarius!
Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions
Golden living dreams of visions
Mystic crystal revelation
And the mind's true liberation
Aquarius!
Aquarius!
[instrumental and tempo shift]
Let the sunshine, let the sunshine in, the sunshine in
Let the sunshine, let the sunshine in, the sunshine in
Let the sunshine, let the sunshine in, the sunshine in
[continue to end with concurrent scat]
Oh, let it shine, c'mon
Now everybody just sing along
Let the sun shine in
Open up your heart and let it shine on in
When you are lonely, let it shine on
Got to open up your heart and let it shine on in
And when you feel like you've been mistreated
And your friends turn away
Just open your heart, and shine it on in
[FADE]
She listened to this on a record player several times while dancing wildly and daydreaming ( in deep Reverie)
Then she got an urging to
"Lay Down!"
On the second urging she thought that she'd better follow the urging cos there might not be a 3rd.
Sorry, dear reader, I got to do something. I'll continue this later.
This 15 year old girl, back in 1975, made 3 (sort of) questions. And something, identifying himself as God answered all three questions.
I'll be back.
(Oh... this is Dthoughts old thread and he is still very, VERY active so please don't lock as necro)
Are we alone in that huge universe????
I'm back
Cutting to the chase. As she lay down on mums bed she felt an urging to "Sit-up". She felt lazy and ignored it.
Then smoooothly she felt herself getting, swiftly, bodily, smaller and smaller.
Like smooooothly and swiftly going, bodily back through time.
15 year's old,
14 year's old
13 year's old
12 year's old
11 year's old
10 year's old
9 year's old
8 year's old
7 year's old
6 year's old
5 year's old
4 year's old
3 year's old
2 year's old
1 year's old
11 month's old
10 month's old
9 month's old
8 month's old
11 month's old
10 month's old
9 month's old
8 month's old
7 month's old
6 month's old
5 month's old
4 month's old
3 month's old
2 month's old
1 month's old
3 week old
2 week old
1 week old
A fetus 9 month old
A fetus 8 month old
A fetus 7 month old
A fetus 6 month old
A fetus 5 month old
A fetus 4 month old
A fetus 3 month old
A fetus 2 month old
A fetus 1 month old
An embryo
Going down, down, down to ...
Beyond form
Then
Her her first sense of "form" was of moving
Then "forward moving"
Her second sense of "form" was of seeing
Then seeing large, transparent, wobbly things (not spheres), slowly moving in bright but peaceful light.
Her third sense of form was a woble. Like passing-though an almost invisable barrier.
Then she was an "I" a "Me" (a Form) no longer Formless.
Inside this biological cell she said:
"I am God"
A voice from behind her left sholder replied:
"No ... You are not God"
Then softly and quietly added:
"I Am"
She was mildly suprised to hear a voice because she believed god was formless energy.
She said:
"This Is Truth".
The Voice replied:
"No ... This is Not Truth"
And a wave of unspoken, understanding washed over her that ...h Truth is what is Before form. Truth is Formless and cannot be contained within Form. She had just come out of Formlessness and Truth cannot be contained within a memory-bank.
At this stage she was .... she thought that the Purpose was to Merge with Truth and become God or Merge with God and become Truth.
She mumbled to herself
"So, ... what's the Purpose?"
Suprisingly, because (she was just mumbling to herself), thinking out loud. She was not really asking him the question. But the Voice, quiely said:
"I brought you into Being to serve you"
Then that wave of unspoken, understanding washed over again and it she understood that,
" To God , there are only 2 people in existence.
"Her"
And everything else is him, (God) lovingly and obediently, (like the most devoted devotee in the universe) serving her (through every atom of "his" being).
I reccon this song is God telling "Pharrell Williams" how he (God feels) and a promise that when people choose to "merge with God" (channel God) this is how they will feel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dthoughts
Lyrics to "Happy"
"Happy"
[Verse 1:]
It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
Sunshine she's here, you can take a break
I'm a hot air balloon that could go to space
With the air, like I don't care baby by the way
{Uh}
[Chorus:]
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
[Verse 2:]
Here come bad news talking this and that, yeah,
Well, give me all you got, and don't hold it back, yeah,
Well, I should probably warn you I'll be just fine, yeah,
No offense to you, don't waste your time
Here's why
[Chorus]
{Hey
Go
Uh}
[Bridge:]
(Happy)
Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down
My level's too high
Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down
I said (let me tell you now)
Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down
My level's too high
Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down
I said
[Chorus x2]
{Hey
Go
Uh}
(Happy)*[repeats]
Bring me down... can't nothing...
Bring me down... my level's too high...
Bring me down... can't nothing...
Bring me down, I said (let me tell you now)
[Chorus x2]
{Hey
C'mon}
At the end he (Pharrell Williams) says
"Thank you God, I forgot to say it earlier, but as you see, I'm at your service Lord"
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Ok Dthoughts
I just posted this on PsiDreams Yahoogroup.
I think those who "Host" a dream-remote-viewing game don't need to "send". Host's only need to put a picture in an envelope or object in a box and forget about it.
Then participants need only ask "Our-Dreaming-Mind" to give a dream about "What's in the envelope" or "What's in the box".
It's all up to God. And after several games the participant's begin to see correlations to the object or picture from their dreams.
Going to sleep with that happy and exciting feeling in the pit of your stomach while saying:
"Our-Dreaming-Mind" Whats in the box"
Brings the participant into contact with The Big Being (the one true god).
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Lyrics
It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
Sunshine she's here, you can take a break
I'm a hot air balloon that could go to space
With the air, like I don't care baby by the way
{Uh}
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Verse 2:
Here come bad news talking this and that,
yeah,
Well, give me all you got, and don't hold it back, yeah,
Well, I should probably warn you I'll be just fine, yeah,
No offense to you, don't waste your time
Here's why
Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down
My level's too high
Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down
I said (let me tell you now)
Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down
My level's too high
Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down
I said
Bring me down... can't nothing...
Bring me down... my level's too high...
Bring me down... can't nothing...
Bring me down, I said (let me tell you now)
At the end he (Pharrell Williams) says
"Thank you God, I forgot to say it earlier, but as you see, I'm at your service Lord"
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"God, dear god, why the f*ck do you roast ppl alive for neglecting you, often just bcz they don't know or believe the stories that talk about you?"
Dear God. Why can I only ask you one question?:-?
Cuz it's my thread. It's MJineE!!!
I love this song so much :hug: Clip is better thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by EbbTide000
So you claim to be god then? Because I asked god you know.. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dthoughts
What's your favorite joke about religious people :chuckle:
I hope that God is a good person or else she will probably struck me with lightning before I can ask her, because she can probably read my mind.
What's up?
Nothing. We're already in the highest place y'know? :chuckle:Quote:
Originally Posted by figurefly
It was my very well thought creative question for god. Are you god?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ginsan
I am.Quote:
Originally Posted by figurefly
But you had told us we could only ask one question. Now that you answered two of my questions, it raises the possibility of you being a fake god.
One of my dear children, nicknamed "Dthoughts" said What if you could only ask 1 question, I never said so. I forgive you for your failure to analyse the situation, young child. After all, I am the failure of a being that is responsible for your intellect, I can't even get the grammar straight on my first attempt to respond to you :chuckle:
"Say, you are face to face with god... And he tells you you can ask him ONE question. Not a request, just a question.
What would you ask?" -Dthoughts
Then Dthoughts is lying. Who would you trust if you were in my place? The fake god who edits his post or the human?
EDIT: I get your point.
Don't you exist in our thoughts already?
Observe your own mind and you will find out. Have you not been paying attention to the teachings of the Buddha? He is one who had greater affinity for my wisdom than almost anybody, although sadly he was sceptical about my existence, he had great insight into the human mind and how to attain a peaceful mind. And if you read my books and his teachings, you will find out that he was a lot more eloquent in expressing this wisdom than I am. Observe your mind and you will find out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1LzVN8nqg0
;)
Edit: And another https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AaRZnnKt4w
Too many questions hehe, but I guess I would ask (assuming its the Christian god)
Why should I worship you when you have no actual proof of your existence, demand worship like a spoiled brat or else we get the naughty corner for eternity, and you seem like such an overall shitty person? :P
God: I have proof of my existence, you just need to be gullible enough and turn a blind eye on any info that might redeem these evidence as invalid. For you see, my child, if you look closely into the verses, you'll see miracles. Even though they are often a stretch of interpretation, it's still obvious there are links to these verses and to miraculous truths. Even though you can do that with almost anything (like did you know that the simpsons predicted the future many times? And you don't even need to stretch the interpretations that far!), rendering this as meaningless and not miraculous, you still need to have faith, for thy your god will make you feel joy and special bonds when you pray to me, which is truly a sign (even though Buddhists beat me at it with their truly epic meditations which makes them feel much more of this peace and joy and tranquility), especially that thy makes you feel me as a close friend of yours. Even though Muslims feel that too, so it's not really a miracle,....ughmmmm...th-they're all just lying...they know inside that jesus is the truth and that they are just devil worshipers....yeah.....Quote:
Originally Posted by BlairBros
Also, I demand your worship bcz thy great god, which is me, created everything, including you, and thus you are my bitch. I get a pass for slavery cuz I am higher than you. I'm like the programmer. I get to use cheats. So just suck it in and stop whining like a little bitch.
Also, hell is an infinitely just and good thing. Even though I can't explain to you why, and can just tell you you deserve it because I consider ignoring me an eternal-torture-deserving act, all I can say is that I am smarter than you and thus can tell you I might know stuff you don't know that makes this all good and all fair......no, stop comparing me to hitler....stawp it!!!! QnQ.......
And finally, I'm not a shitty person. All of this is part of my plan, and I know everything so there must be reasons to make this all be good and not bad.....even though i'll never tell you, and also I could just fix all problems, but no.....I won't....cuz...cuz...cuz you're special! I'm testing you!! And the result of hell is just....just....just trust me on this one......*hint* blind faith *hint......
Hope I've answered your questions. Ta Ta!!
God out.
God is the ostensibly incorporeal thing within the fixtures of the light-starved crests of our mind. Without denoting rigid pantheism, the substance embodying and substratum nature, the dynamics of nature's multifarious manifestations. An ambiguity frightened by discovery, a form of primal delusion, most plagued by simians squabbling and chasing teleological arguments. Folly apes are of God, God is of not independence, folly god.
If you dubious by such and are moved by such, more significantly assent with such, then the term "God" is redundant. However; if disregarding, a single inquiry for GOD: please elucidate the contradictions of your existence? See what I did there? One question does not equate to a question being singular in nature.
Such an inquiry would hopefully -if God willing- :clap: facilitate many responses. Explicating existential questions such as: "Is there objective purpose?", "Who/What lead to the creation of your existence, if occurred?", "Your point for our creation - experimentation, an extraneous spectator sport, just for laughs or a determinant of your omnipotence etc?" Regressing to my original inquiry: "How is your existence reconciled with the natural sciences?" etc. Above all inquiries -a derivative of my original- are in some fashion related to a contradiction of various domains of discipline and thought.
To be facetious and for my own self-indulgence and ego, a little daring, I would raise a secondary inquiry -if permitted. "How can one go about, if possible, annihilating your existence and procuring your nature- even if nominally?" Thus becoming God in the process, oh wait a minute.
^^ LouaiB that was incredible :D, I have now converted to Islajudabuddhistianismism thanks to your almighty words, I can fell the love/hate/peace/righteousness/potato!
No my friend, the potato is a lie.....
Lol I'd bet if that was written in the bible or Quran, Christians or Muslims would be ecstatic about this bcz they'd say "science discovered that potatoes, even if they are very hard, which they are, are 80% water!! The potato we used to know wasn't how we thought it was!! This is a miracle!!"
lol they already do even worse false miracles in verses now.
Are u proud of us when all has been said and done
Are you happy now?
Have we lived up to your expectations
Where do circles begin?
???Quote:
Originally Posted by snoop
I thought that if we want to begin an area, it starts from the edge and on... which would mean for a line starting on one edge, and for a circle, starting from the outside circumference to the inside..
I would rather ask : Where does the center of an infinite plane rest???
Is it true the sky is the limit?
I am not referring to the area of a circle. One could argue that it is the point at which tracing the diameter of the circle from an arbitrary preselected point along the curve intersects with itself again, but the question isn't meant to be looked at so mathematically. Or, alternatively, it can be. Either way, the point you picked was arbitrary, and there will always conceivably be an infinite set of points before and after the point you selected. Can you really argue that there is a true beginning, outside of one being randomly picked by an outside observer? What's more, can you even say you know the true area of a circle without making an approximation for pi? Simply using the symbol doesn't count as solving the equation.Quote:
Originally Posted by LouaiB
I do like your question though.
Since creation :tongue: