Thread: If you could ask god..

Great topic.

I never actually thought about that. I believe most of the normal questions are found in the Bible i.e., Where did you come from? Why does evil exist? Why does suffering exist? Why allow the first human pair to sin? Why not stop all evil and sickness now?

I guess my question which isn't answered in the Bible would be. Why did you create the Human race?

I would ask him to explain in great detail how the universe works.

I'd ask god to explain how I could easily manipulate and exploit him.

Why did you create smallpox? Can I talk to your supervisor?

Why u no like jews?

Assuming this is the Christian god as is (I think) implied I would ask when the end of the world/second coming of Christ is, no actually I would ask how to cure all diseases, well I don't know something along those lines. (maybe I would ask for people to actually answer threads )

Originally Posted by Xei

Why did you create smallpox? Can I talk to your supervisor?

You wasted it on ur first question.
Looked up the disease and i woke my neighbour when the first line on wikipedia said ; "Smallpox was an infectious disease unique to humans" haha

By the way this thread is made for you so i can absorb these questions. I will answer them later..

Very well then here are my real questions, not to "god" but to you, or possibly to your unconscious.

Is the earth being protected by geomancy?

Who are the people of venus?

What happened in Atlantis?

Who are the Ananaki?

Are we the children of Sirius?

Why does he make people suffer?
Why aren't prayers answered quickly?
How was he here before the big bang?
What is your TRUE form?

This is just further evidence to me that i'm fit to be a comedian. I wasn't seriously planning on answering any of these questions but since u asked, lol i tried. answers i have are part memory/rational part probably not god.

i asked:

Is the earth being protected by geomancy? blank (i never heared of geomancy)

Who are the people of venus? Goes blank,

What happened in Atlantis? blank , not sure what atlantis is either.

Who are the Ananaki? We are.(meaning, the thought that answered, we are) I proceeded to ask Ananaki the above questions and got blank.

Are we the children of Sirius? Yes.

I tend to only get answers to questions i already know the answer of, or have an opinion about. it's suprising how fast i get answers back and the honesty behind them. but i'm not sure about talking to the divine or channeling from somewhere. but that's just my experience i don't wanna shoot the gun and call all the channelers hoax or something, i just don't understand it and leave it open.

"If you created a rock you coudn't lift, could you lift it?"

Am I hallucinating?

Can we be free?

Why's my g-spot up my butt?

"Dear Lord, please give me the cheat codes from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out. I have been stuck on Bald Bull for four years. I tried left-left-up-B-dodge-uppercut, but it still knocks me out. And, you know, they say you're supposed to go right-B-up-dodge-left-uppercu....*laughs* Listen to me, telling you how to play the game."

Originally Posted by Dthoughts

This is just further evidence to me that i'm fit to be a comedian. I wasn't seriously planning on answering any of these questions but since u asked, lol i tried. answers i have are part memory/rational part probably not god.

i asked:

Is the earth being protected by geomancy? blank (i never heared of geomancy)

Who are the people of venus? Goes blank,

What happened in Atlantis? blank , not sure what atlantis is either.

Who are the Ananaki? We are.(meaning, the thought that answered, we are) I proceeded to ask Ananaki the above questions and got blank.

Are we the children of Sirius? Yes.

I tend to only get answers to questions i already know the answer of, or have an opinion about. it's suprising how fast i get answers back and the honesty behind them. but i'm not sure about talking to the divine or channeling from somewhere. but that's just my experience i don't wanna shoot the gun and call all the channelers hoax or something, i just don't understand it and leave it open.

Cool I'll PM you some more that may be more in your realm to answer. I realized yes and no questions are important for this to work.

Have you ever tried channeling? You may have a knack for it. I'd just be careful, don't confuse every voice in your head for God. You never know what kind of influences are coming through.

Originally Posted by IndieAnthias

Why's my g-spot up my butt?

HAHAHAHA DUDE! I was just thinking yesterday, about this thread, and I thought of asking the same thing! HAHA

What's next, pal?

"Why?"

Why haven't the majority of people figured out you're not to blame, for anything?

Unsure if that was in reference to me... but I wasn't "complaining" WHY GOD WHY, rather, just curious as to why... why everything

It wasn't.

I just re-read it. Makes a lot more sense.