Thread: If you could ask god..

What's your favorite joke about religious people

I hope that God is a good person or else she will probably struck me with lightning before I can ask her, because she can probably read my mind.

What's up?

Originally Posted by figurefly

What's up?

Nothing. We're already in the highest place y'know?

Originally Posted by Ginsan

Nothing. We're already in the highest place y'know?

It was my very well thought creative question for god. Are you god?

Originally Posted by figurefly

It was my very well thought creative question for god. Are you god?

I am.

But you had told us we could only ask one question. Now that you answered two of my questions, it raises the possibility of you being a fake god.

One of my dear children, nicknamed "Dthoughts" said What if you could only ask 1 question, I never said so. I forgive you for your failure to analyse the situation, young child. After all, I am the failure of a being that is responsible for your intellect, I can't even get the grammar straight on my first attempt to respond to you

"Say, you are face to face with god... And he tells you you can ask him ONE question. Not a request, just a question.
What would you ask?" -Dthoughts

Then Dthoughts is lying. Who would you trust if you were in my place? The fake god who edits his post or the human?

EDIT: I get your point.

Don't you exist in our thoughts already?

Observe your own mind and you will find out. Have you not been paying attention to the teachings of the Buddha? He is one who had greater affinity for my wisdom than almost anybody, although sadly he was sceptical about my existence, he had great insight into the human mind and how to attain a peaceful mind. And if you read my books and his teachings, you will find out that he was a lot more eloquent in expressing this wisdom than I am. Observe your mind and you will find out.

Edit: And another https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AaRZnnKt4w

Too many questions hehe, but I guess I would ask (assuming its the Christian god)
Why should I worship you when you have no actual proof of your existence, demand worship like a spoiled brat or else we get the naughty corner for eternity, and you seem like such an overall shitty person?

Originally Posted by BlairBros

Too many questions hehe, but I guess I would ask (assuming its the Christian god)
Why should I worship you when you have no actual proof of your existence, demand worship like a spoiled brat or else we get the naughty corner for eternity, and you seem like such an overall shitty person?

God: I have proof of my existence, you just need to be gullible enough and turn a blind eye on any info that might redeem these evidence as invalid. For you see, my child, if you look closely into the verses, you'll see miracles. Even though they are often a stretch of interpretation, it's still obvious there are links to these verses and to miraculous truths. Even though you can do that with almost anything (like did you know that the simpsons predicted the future many times? And you don't even need to stretch the interpretations that far!), rendering this as meaningless and not miraculous, you still need to have faith, for thy your god will make you feel joy and special bonds when you pray to me, which is truly a sign (even though Buddhists beat me at it with their truly epic meditations which makes them feel much more of this peace and joy and tranquility), especially that thy makes you feel me as a close friend of yours. Even though Muslims feel that too, so it's not really a miracle,....ughmmmm...th-they're all just lying...they know inside that jesus is the truth and that they are just devil worshipers....yeah.....

Also, I demand your worship bcz thy great god, which is me, created everything, including you, and thus you are my bitch. I get a pass for slavery cuz I am higher than you. I'm like the programmer. I get to use cheats. So just suck it in and stop whining like a little bitch.

Also, hell is an infinitely just and good thing. Even though I can't explain to you why, and can just tell you you deserve it because I consider ignoring me an eternal-torture-deserving act, all I can say is that I am smarter than you and thus can tell you I might know stuff you don't know that makes this all good and all fair......no, stop comparing me to hitler....stawp it!!!! QnQ.......

And finally, I'm not a shitty person. All of this is part of my plan, and I know everything so there must be reasons to make this all be good and not bad.....even though i'll never tell you, and also I could just fix all problems, but no.....I won't....cuz...cuz...cuz you're special! I'm testing you!! And the result of hell is just....just....just trust me on this one......*hint* blind faith *hint......

Hope I've answered your questions. Ta Ta!!

God out.

God is the ostensibly incorporeal thing within the fixtures of the light-starved crests of our mind. Without denoting rigid pantheism, the substance embodying and substratum nature, the dynamics of nature's multifarious manifestations. An ambiguity frightened by discovery, a form of primal delusion, most plagued by simians squabbling and chasing teleological arguments. Folly apes are of God, God is of not independence, folly god.

If you dubious by such and are moved by such, more significantly assent with such, then the term "God" is redundant. However; if disregarding, a single inquiry for GOD: please elucidate the contradictions of your existence? See what I did there? One question does not equate to a question being singular in nature.

Such an inquiry would hopefully -if God willing- facilitate many responses. Explicating existential questions such as: "Is there objective purpose?", "Who/What lead to the creation of your existence, if occurred?", "Your point for our creation - experimentation, an extraneous spectator sport, just for laughs or a determinant of your omnipotence etc?" Regressing to my original inquiry: "How is your existence reconciled with the natural sciences?" etc. Above all inquiries -a derivative of my original- are in some fashion related to a contradiction of various domains of discipline and thought.

To be facetious and for my own self-indulgence and ego, a little daring, I would raise a secondary inquiry -if permitted. "How can one go about, if possible, annihilating your existence and procuring your nature- even if nominally?" Thus becoming God in the process, oh wait a minute.

^^ LouaiB that was incredible , I have now converted to Islajudabuddhistianismism thanks to your almighty words, I can fell the love/hate/peace/righteousness/potato!

No my friend, the potato is a lie.....

Lol I'd bet if that was written in the bible or Quran, Christians or Muslims would be ecstatic about this bcz they'd say "science discovered that potatoes, even if they are very hard, which they are, are 80% water!! The potato we used to know wasn't how we thought it was!! This is a miracle!!"
lol they already do even worse false miracles in verses now.

Are u proud of us when all has been said and done

Are you happy now?

Have we lived up to your expectations

Where do circles begin?

Originally Posted by snoop

Where do circles begin?

???
I thought that if we want to begin an area, it starts from the edge and on... which would mean for a line starting on one edge, and for a circle, starting from the outside circumference to the inside..

I would rather ask : Where does the center of an infinite plane rest???

Is it true the sky is the limit?

Originally Posted by LouaiB

???
I thought that if we want to begin an area, it starts from the edge and on... which would mean for a line starting on one edge, and for a circle, starting from the outside circumference to the inside..

I would rather ask : Where does the center of an infinite plane rest???

I am not referring to the area of a circle. One could argue that it is the point at which tracing the diameter of the circle from an arbitrary preselected point along the curve intersects with itself again, but the question isn't meant to be looked at so mathematically. Or, alternatively, it can be. Either way, the point you picked was arbitrary, and there will always conceivably be an infinite set of points before and after the point you selected. Can you really argue that there is a true beginning, outside of one being randomly picked by an outside observer? What's more, can you even say you know the true area of a circle without making an approximation for pi? Simply using the symbol doesn't count as solving the equation.

I do like your question though.

Since creation