If you believe in astrology and know me, the way I think, and my personality from my posts on this site, tell me something... What is my sign?
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If you believe in astrology and know me, the way I think, and my personality from my posts on this site, tell me something... What is my sign?
In b4 12 people guess different signs and one of them is mysteriously SPOT ON.
:lol: I am not going to give the answer or even a hint at least until one guess is clearly the dominant one or it is clear that there is not a dominant guess. I might not ever give the answer. I might just laugh my ass off at the complete lack of ability to name it. But for now, my mind is open, sort of. :chuckle:Quote:
Originally Posted by archdreamer
You're a virgo?
The more important question is why do you feel the need to live in a strangers attic UM?
I don't live there. I live in a dumpster in the French Quarter. I just use the stranger's attic to get on the internet and screw with astrologers, Democrats, and Christiains. But as soon as I can find a pawn shop that will let me pawn that guy's computer so I can get me some crack, I will have to find another way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandform
Determination of your sign depends on your birthday.
Yeah, but people of the same sign are supposed to have a list of characteristics in common. A person's mental and personality characteristics are supposed to suggest his or her sign. Where Earth is in relation to stuff in space when a person is born is supposed to determine how that person generally thinks and acts.Quote:
Originally Posted by drewmandan
Damn, I wish I knew a little about you so I could take a guess.
Which sign is the one for a complete ass? Oh, right. Capricorn. Not that I believe in this garbage.
It was a joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
Ok, I looked at a few of your posts, made a few notes, looked up zodiac sign descriptions.
I'd say it's between Aquarius and Sagittarius. If I had to pick one..I think Aquarius.
You're Capricorn?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed
:bigteeth: Thank you for your efforts. You are the first to make a serious guess. So we have Aquarius with Sagittarius as a backup guess so far.Quote:
Originally Posted by kichu
I met you when I told you about my old Days of Our Lives on Soap Net addiction and you talked about you used to be addicted to that show too, in case that helps. By the way, I broke that addiction! My political views are all over Extended Discussion, and my religious views are all over R/S, but my general personality is probably best illustrated in Senseless Banter, not that you give THAT much of a damn about what I'm about. But I am interested in seeing how this experiment turns out.
Anybody else?
Me? Whoa, when was that??Quote:
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
Long, long ago. One of your comments was something like, "It is such crap, but so addicting!" I laughed but never got around to responding. Well, I guess now I finally have.Quote:
Originally Posted by kichu
Edit: I couldn't find it under the search option, but I found it on page 27 of Entertainment. I thought it was late 2006.
http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...ad.php?t=27166
appearantly the calendar has shifted quite a lot in respect to the star signs, so that all the signs and meanings are wrong nowadays..
lol
EditedQuote:
Originally Posted by gaia
He's a cancer, I tell ya!
leo
Edit; just read gaia's post.
I think its safe to assume that UM is old enough to have 'grand-fathered' any recent "shifts." If it was ever true, it had to have been true in the 60's, otherwise absolutely no one would be interested in it now.
I still say Leo.
You're a scorpio. The witches in my sleep told me.
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Jeff777
When do we find out?? I'm curious.
Seriously, I need a life.
He's waiting until someone has made a guess of every sign so he can illustrate how successful 'prophecy' is really just random chance given undue significance...or something.
UM, can you PM someone if they're right?
Yeah, yeah!Quote:
Originally Posted by Xox
I would say he is the mermaid one.
He's clearly a Taurus.
Tauruses are shits.
He's a "Virgin" or whatever it's called ;)
:D
Also it is important to mention that probably none of these people guessing are experts on core astrology (myself included), making this whole thing as pointless as he believes astrology to be.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xaqaria
It's funny though...
Yeah, maybe I want to change my answer to Taurus too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xei
It's not important to mention because it's just a silly, fun thread and everyone knows that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Never
Astrology is BS, but I'll say Gemini because it hasn't been mentioned yet.
In fact I'll go look up my horoscope for today.
Edit: Oh man! :lol: Actually this one wasn't too bad! This must mean god exists. :paranoid:
I'm sorry I will never do it again.Quote:
Originally Posted by kichu
Yes. I might even just go ahead and post it in here soon since there have been so many guesses.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xox
Let me guess... You're a dildo?Quote:
Originally Posted by Xei
It's really hard to judge someones character and personal qualities from short little typings....
My guess would be a Leo... but
Care to explain how the month in which a person is born affects their personality and future?Quote:
Originally Posted by Never
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant
Fantastic, thanks. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Never
It's affected by the ways the planets and stars align during that month. Or more specifically the hour and time you were born.Quote:
Originally Posted by drewmandan
What planets ruled your day affect things greatly.
REMEMBER WHAT THE DOOR MOUSE SAID
FEED YOUR HEAD, FEED YOUR HEAD, FEED YOUR HEAD....
No... I'm a Taurus.Quote:
Let me guess... You're a dildo?
When I was younger, I used to laugh because one of the signs was called "Cancer"
actually, you know what, I still do, lol
Not really. I don't believe in astrology; my post was just about logic.Quote:
Originally Posted by drewmandan
I dont think astrology is BS
but I think the people defining what astrological signs mean are wrong!!
why western astrology? why not something more eastern? ARE YOU A RAT?
So lumps of rock and gas in space affect the course of your life and your personality?
They do if you fly into them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xei
Indeed, as has happened to currently 0 out of the billions of people who have ever been alive.
Indeed, this is a proven fact. The lump of rock and gas that has the most effect is named Sun, although the one named Earth is such a close second that its hard to tell the difference. I think it would be more logical to believe that the cycles of this planet are what effect your life and personality, and that constellations are mere markers of those effects, don't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Xei
Why should lumps of gas several lightyears away somehow mark the effects of the orbit of the Earth around the Sun?
And no, the Earth and Sun do not affect me in a way that is at all different from how they affect everyone else.
I would think cycles of alcoholism and child abuse affect most people more than the seasons.
You would know.
:P
:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Xei
Hold me.
Things are becoming so much clearer..
Okay, it's been a week. Last call for guesses.
I will give you a hint. My sign has been named in this thread.
virgin? lol jk
i think maybe taurus...
I plan to quit being one when I am 40. :goodjob2:Quote:
Originally Posted by aorozco
Hmmm, Taurus and Leo have been guessed a good bit. Maybe I am one of those? :whyme:Quote:
Originally Posted by aorozco
lol. i think it would be taurus though... or virgo... i don't know!!!!! lol
I guess that's about as far as the guessing would get, so I'll tell you. Man, I am starting to get skeptical about astrology. The only person who even mentioned my sign was Kichu.
And the answer is...Quote:
Originally Posted by kichu
http://www.dreamstime.com/sagittarius-thumb5113292.jpg
I WIN!!!! I WIN!!!!!
Now everyone go vote for me in the elimination game. :P
So....what did this prove UM?
Actually, it is kind of weird, isn't it? I took a couple clues about your personality from previous posts, matched them to the description of your astrological sign and it pretty much matched up. It really was a close call. I just went went with the other because I had to pick one.
Hmmm......k, I wanna try again. Who's sign should I guess? Any volunteers?
That astrology is a crock of shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by kichu
I would say guess mine but I have said what I am already. Besides apparently I was born on a cusp or something. :roll:
But I pretty much guessed it, didn't I?Quote:
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
Gimme another one!!
But all of the other guesses were wrong. It just means that you are the psychic master. :meditate:Quote:
Originally Posted by kichu
Okay, without Googling it, try to guess George W. Bush's sign.
Did all of the other people research it the way I did, or were they just random guesses? If they were random, that proves nothing. But the person that put some though into it, got it right. Pretty much. I think this is worthy of further investigation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
And I AM the psychic master! True story.
I love Saturdays with nothing to do but focus on stupid stuff. :)
Well, I hope they tried to give informed guesses. That was the idea of the thread. If yours was the only one, then... :shock: I know that some of the people in the thread think astrology is for real.Quote:
Originally Posted by kichu
I'll drink to that. :cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by kichu
Naturally I know that astrology is a pile of bollocks because I have no severe mental retardation, but this is the worst 'proof' of it I've ever seen, you must realise that.Quote:
That astrology is a crock of shit.
Virtually nobody in this thread took this seriously, we either guessed or called you a virgin. I doubt anyone here is an astrologer or looked up an astrology table or anything like that. And you don't know anything about the people who got it right.
This guess was made by someone who definately knows what astrology is about
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeathCell
I think it proved, judging people over the internet is quite a tough game...Quote:
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
No physical, vocal contact. Nothing but typed words on the internets...
Why bother correlating Astrology and severe mental retardation? Kinda childish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xei
It is only a pile of bollocks because you have no real understanding of how it works.. It does work and always has worked, regardless of your opinion of it.
And a guess was all it was, I hardly consider myself having spent enough time around Universal Mind to even have a minute understanding of his personality traits. Especially since all the time was spent online, reading a few posts. It's such an impersonal way to communicate. P.S. I hardly consider myself an astrology expert, I have tons of more research and understanding to integrate into my knowledge.Quote:
This guess was made by someone who definately knows what astrology is about
I bow to your immense knowledge, Sir Mental-Retard-Who-Also-Happened-To-Incorrectly-Guess-Leo PhD.Quote:
Why bother correlating Astrology and severe mental retardation? Kinda childish.
It is only a pile of bollocks because you have no real understanding of how it works.. It does work and always has worked, regardless of your opinion of it.
I love the phrasing you used though. It's almost as if you wanted to leave yourself completely open to being completely raped;
Why bother correlating how good or bad your day was with the motion of a lump of rock in space you can't even see? Kinda childish.
Mental retardation is a serious disease that affects thousands of people throughout the world. That was my point, correlating something people can't help and belief or understanding in something are completely different.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xei
I have family members that work with the mentally handicapped and really your attitude is just disrespectful and degrading.
I don't really care if I'm open to attack, I have no fear of your opinions of me.
It's only childish because you refuse to believe it or to understand it, everything isn't up their by chance.. That is all, all the ancient civilizations had an understanding of the power of the stars especially the Mayans who happened to have a more accurate calendar than we have to this day.
Uh no they didn't. They didn't even have kinematics.
Please explain what you understand by astrology and why it would work.
I WAS RIGHT YAY!!! wait... crap. nevermind...:(
I didn't say it proved that astrology is a crock of shit. I said it was "supposed to". ;) There weren't as many guesses and explanations as I thought there might be. Moving in the direction of good proof was the idea. However, the week this thread was up before I revealed my sign did give a pretty strong suggestion of the weakness of astrology, wouldn't you say? A week on a board where a lot of people know about and believe in astrology (I've been here a lot in the past 4 1/2 years.), and look at the result. Yes, that is a significant suggestion. Be intellectually honest and have something to criticize about that since you think only retarded people believe in the significance of astrological signs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xei
Plus, nobody got it right. So what did you mean by "the people who got it right"? :roll: Kichu was the only person who even posted the word, and it was her backup guess. You don't read posts very carefully, do you? You need to work on that.
Keep following me around this site like an angry puppy with a bone to pick. I think it's hilarious.
Perhaps finding out what traits each sign is supposed to give you, and then creating a new thread with premade cut out questions to be asked, and then given the answers you could use the answers to predict what their sign "should" be.
Of course the whole factor of age affecting you by who you are forced to associate in school. (at very young ages a four or five months difference can make a large difference, and will then affect your personality based on that. Old kids watching younger kids, younger kid watching older kids, the ones inbetween thinking things like...wtf?).
Well, you failed. Don't do science.Quote:
Moving in the direction of good proof was the idea.
Woah, someone's got a bit of an ego..?Quote:
Keep following me around this site like an angry puppy with a bone to pick. I think it's hilarious.
I wonder how you think it possible to pick up nuances in someones personality without even ever meeting someone face to face...Quote:
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
http://mathsforeurope.digibel.be/Calendar.htmQuote:
Originally Posted by Xei
Mayans knew how many days in a year way before the rest of civilization was key to that info..
http://www.webexhibits.org/calendars...dar-mayan.html
If you think it's as easy to explain that is where you are wrong.
http://www.sacred-texts.com/astro/aia/index.htm
Feel free to read that to understand it yourself.
The lack of participation was a result of lack of confidence in astrology. Don't do logic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xei
Is that what you believe you have given me with your oppositional stalking behavior?Quote:
Originally Posted by Xei
So a lack of confidence in something is disproof, is it?Quote:
The lack of participation was a result of lack of confidence in astrology. Don't do logic.
Thanks for remaking my point for me. Honestly... :|
Nah, it's what I believe would make you think that somebody cares enough about you to follow you round a messageboard...Quote:
Is that what you believe you have given me with your oppositional stalking behavior?
Even if they were (it hardly takes advanced maths to tally the number of days from one solstice to another), could you please explain how that supports your suggestion that their figure was more accurate than our current one?Quote:
Mayans knew how many days in a year way before the rest of civilization was key to that info..
No. Read the posts you respond to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xei
Yeah, you haven't been doing that or anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xei
No, sorry. :(
You said you were 'moving in the direction of a proof'. This thread does nothing like that. So it failed.
False. See my point about suggestion.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xei
Great, you suggested astrology wasn't real and used a sample of piss-takers and teenage mystics to back yourself up.
Yep. This is a Dream Views off topic discussion board, not the Harvard Paranormal Research Institute's Center for Official Scientific Documentation. I challenged the astrology believers here on something, mostly for fun and giggles. Thank you for taking this thread so seriously. You need a beer. But I am still flattered by your obsession with me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xei
Seriously which other threads have I followed you into? I remember arguing with you about your batshit insane politics about two months ago but that's it.
This thread, the trippy math issue thread, the Xeno's Paradox thread, some election threads... and ALL OVER them. Most of the ones I have been heavily involved in lately. And you didn't just show up there and have a little discussion with me. You are obsessed out of your mind with grasping at bizarre straws to prove me wrong on something while being very personally insulting about it. Do you know me or something? Why am I so important to you? Your strange arguing in this thread alone shows that you have something way up your ass about me. You agree with me about astrology and are extremely opinionated in your agreement, yet you put all of your energy into saying, "Aha! That is not a flawless proof! You suck!" WTF???Quote:
Originally Posted by Xei
...which has nothing to do with this thread now. That's enough you guys. UM, either continue on with this thread and add more to it in relation to the original topic, or have it locked. This is ridiculous.Quote:
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
I'm not going to let Mr. Fun Guy Party Man have me request the locking of this thread. Everybody else can still have fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by kichu
Ok, then lets move on. This is childish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
I haven't been in election threads. I was in the maths thread before you, responding to most people (it's a personal interest). And in the Zeno thread I said 'just look at the maths thread'. What on Earth are you on about. :|
Then make it positive. You are just adding to the negativity. Besides, once in a while I feel the need to ask my hateful stalkers what their deal is. I think it's understandable.Quote:
Originally Posted by kichu
Everybody have a beer. :bigteeth:
http://www.carvelho.com.br/loja/images/7494_CERVEJA.jpg
Ugh how old are you.
Not young enough to drink yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xei
Yet old enough to speak!Quote:
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
I make my mother do that for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by DeathCell
Akward for dating?Quote:
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
Not when I date lesbians. My mother's pretty hot.Quote:
Originally Posted by DeathCell
So... whats your sign, UM?
Sagittarius.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xaqaria
You should of written out your life story first.
Yeah, including your birth date.Quote:
Originally Posted by TimeStopper
Obviously ftrom the world we have observed that people are multidimensional, and very unique, and not categorized into 12 categories.
This is the internet, and in my opinion I can really only guess certain things about you, after these guesses give me you birth date, time and location.
Your mars is in scorpio, your jupiter is in gemini, your mercury is in... taurus, or virgo, maybe leo; your sun is probably scorpio as well, actually it may be that your mercury is in scorpio and your mars is in virgo, or capricorn. There are many possibilities. Your moon is not something I could decipher from the internet.
EDIT:Sagittarius? I guess I sound like a fool by saying hindsighyt is 20/20 bvut I honestly really should have been able to guess that. I was thinking of you in objective terms, but adding my biases.
:banana:i think you are an alien .aliens dont belong to any sign
I have nothing to contribute exactly; I would've guessed you were an air sign. I don't encourage getting on your high horse to discredit astrology, either, but this might be of some entertainment to you:
http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/misc/astrology.html
It's a site on one scientist's opinion of astrology. You should be able to tell by the address that he isn't a fan of it.