He's clearly a Taurus.
Tauruses are shits.
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He's clearly a Taurus.
Tauruses are shits.
He's a "Virgin" or whatever it's called ;)
:D
Astrology is BS, but I'll say Gemini because it hasn't been mentioned yet.
In fact I'll go look up my horoscope for today.
Edit: Oh man! :lol: Actually this one wasn't too bad! This must mean god exists. :paranoid:
It's really hard to judge someones character and personal qualities from short little typings....
My guess would be a Leo... but
It's affected by the ways the planets and stars align during that month. Or more specifically the hour and time you were born.
What planets ruled your day affect things greatly.
REMEMBER WHAT THE DOOR MOUSE SAID
FEED YOUR HEAD, FEED YOUR HEAD, FEED YOUR HEAD....
No... I'm a Taurus.Quote:
Let me guess... You're a dildo?
When I was younger, I used to laugh because one of the signs was called "Cancer"
actually, you know what, I still do, lol
I dont think astrology is BS
but I think the people defining what astrological signs mean are wrong!!
why western astrology? why not something more eastern? ARE YOU A RAT?
So lumps of rock and gas in space affect the course of your life and your personality?
Indeed, as has happened to currently 0 out of the billions of people who have ever been alive.
Indeed, this is a proven fact. The lump of rock and gas that has the most effect is named Sun, although the one named Earth is such a close second that its hard to tell the difference. I think it would be more logical to believe that the cycles of this planet are what effect your life and personality, and that constellations are mere markers of those effects, don't you?
Why should lumps of gas several lightyears away somehow mark the effects of the orbit of the Earth around the Sun?
And no, the Earth and Sun do not affect me in a way that is at all different from how they affect everyone else.
I would think cycles of alcoholism and child abuse affect most people more than the seasons.
You would know.
:P