Thread: Tell About Your Worst Nightmare

I can't recall my nightmares that great, so I'll do the next best thing, and tell you one I wouldn't want to have.

My Worst Nightmare

1. Spending the night in an asylum run by satan worshipping migets from hell who stick their wet fingers in your ear constantly.
2. They blast country music over the P.A system 24/7.
3. All they serve for food is cold beans, and 1 week old bigmacks.
4. They strap you into a straight jacket, and make you watch reruns of Opra Winfrey.
5. They anally probe you every 1.5 miliseconds.
6. Did I mention they all wear fake mustaches with rubber lensless eye glasses.
7. During the whole experience there's a jesuit priest screaming over and over again, "The Power of Christ Compels You."
8. The holy water the priest throws on you is actually the midgets urine.
9. You have 5 false awakenings where you wake up in bed next to Jabba the Hut naked.
10. The experience comes to a crashing hault when they labotimize you with a rusty old spoon.

The end, you wake up.